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Harold & Kumar Series Heads Up Adult Swim’s Pilot Order

May 19th, 2012

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A long-in-development animated series based on the popular Harold & Kumar series of stoner comedies will be one of eight pilots coming to Cartoon Network’s [adult swim] block of programming next year, including projects from Community‘s Dan Harmon and Seth Grahame-Smith of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter fame.


An untitled Harold & Kumar project has been floating around since November, when A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas in 3D hit theaters, but looks like it’s finally going to be a reality, from writers Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg, who wrote the most recent film. John Cho and Kal Penn, who starred in the films, are lined up to voice their characters on the small screen, duplicating a business model that hasn’t worked very well in the past, from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventures to Napoleon Dynamite (although Clerks is reportedly coming back next year). No word on whether How I Met Your Mother star Neil Patrick Harris will voice himself, although if he didn’t it would seem to render the whole thing rather moot.

With rumors that Dan Harmon will be ousted as the showrunner on NBC’s Community, it’s particularly notable that he’s bringing his new project somewhere else, an indicator that there may be some truth to rumors that his relationship with the network is strained. Harmon and co-producer Justin Roiland are developing Rick & Morty, a rare-for-the-network 30-minute show that revolves around “a genius inventor and his less-than-genius grandson,” which sounds like it will be nicely compatible with Grahame-Smith’s pilot, Rolling With Dad. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Rolling With Dad follows a physically-disabled man who is far and away the smartest person in his dysfunctional family.

The Internet-based sketch comedy troupe Green Bench also have a pilot that will allow them more or less free rein over a half-hour chunk of time, while Coffin Dodgers sounds like a promising series about a group of old folks who entertain themselves at the home by getting into trouble and Freestyle Love Supreme (about IT guys who annoy their co-workers by rapping at work) seems like an idea that couldn’t sustain beyond a single, funny pilot episode. Colonel Wallace and King Star King round out the offerings with a pair of comedies that appear to be parodies of Kentucky Fried Chicken’s Colonel Sanders and He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, respectively.

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lawd…. although as long as it’s more like the third movie than the second, I’ll allow it. Here’s a chogif fyt.

Janice Dickinson is America’s next top evictee!

May 19th, 2012

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Janice Dickinson — the self-proclaimed “world’s first supermodel” — is getting her bony ass evicted from her L.A. home … TMZ hasF learned. The 57-year-old reality TV star is being sued by her landlords … who claim Janice stiffed ‘em out of 3 months of payments for a 3,000 square foot home she’s renting in West Los Angeles. And at $5,900-a-month … it definitely adds up — totaling $17,700. In the lawsuit, filed in L.A. County Superior Court, the landlords also claim they gave Janice a 3-day notice to pay up or get out on May 7th — but she failed to do either.  Now, the landlords are begging a judge to step in … so they can get Janice out of the home ALONG WITH the money she owes. So far, no comment from Janice.

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oop hope this works and the image isn’t too big postin on ma phonez

Kim Kardashian Bans Girls from Kanye West Tour

May 19th, 2012

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Kim Kardashian has reportedly banned girls from going backstage at Kanye West's tour.

The demand is said to be just one of the orders the socialite has made as her boyfriend joins Jay-Z on their Watch The Throne tour.

"Kanye has a load of girls he's friends with. Most are stylists or from the fashion set but Kim's not happy about them being alone with him backstage," a source told The Sun.

"She sees how well he gets on with girls because of his sensitive side and has decided to rein in the entourage a bit. Kim is trying to put a stop to this as she doesn't want to look or feel awkward at any point.

"She has her own area at the O2 so she can spend more time with Kanye. She realizes he will need to do his thing with Jay-Z and the rest of the crew but she'll have somewhere for her and her pals to hang out."

Kardashian apparently demanded a private dinner with West earlier this week, despite Jay-Z hiring a section of London restaurant Zuma for the group.

Reports have suggested that the couple are already considering marriage, although Beyoncé allegedly disapproves of Kardashian.

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More Cannes + ‘Lawless’ Photocall Pics/Reviews

May 19th, 2012

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The Jury on Le Grand Journal





Calvin Klein Party celebrating Women in Film


Naomi Watts


Diane Kruger


Jessica Chastain


Shailene Woodley


Ludivine Sagnier


Jada Pinkett Smith



Hayley Atwell




Lara Stone and her husband



Du Juan

L'Oreal and Cannes Dinner


Fan Bingbing



Leila Bekhti


Jane Fonda


Eva Longoria


Freida Pinto

Chopard Party

Marion Cotillard


Fan Bingbing

Madagascar 3 Red Carpet Premiere


? La Christain ?


Jada Pinkett Smith




Naomi Watts




Salma gurl, you can do better than this


Jane Fonda



Leila Bekhti



and Ines de la Fressange



Paz Vega


Gemma Arterton


Li Bingbing



Natasha Poly


Du Juan

Haiti Carnival in Cannes



Ewan McGregor





Diane Kruger and Pacey Witter

Beasts of the Southern Wild Photocall

The adorable Quvenzhane Wallis



with co-star Dwight Henry and director Benh Zeitlin

Un Certain Regard Jury Photocall

Leila Bekhti wearing a flawless Carven skirt

Tim Roth

The cast of Lawless on Le Grand Journal


Tom Hardy, sadly not wearing a cardigan, but DW, he does plenty of that in the film









Bless her natural radiance



Mia Wasikowska



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Shia Labeouf


Jason Clarke




Guy Pearce, clearly the most put together male cast member there


The cast + the flawless Nick Cave



















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Britney’s new perfume: FANTASY TWIST

May 19th, 2012

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Rumors swirled months ago Britney’s debuting a new fragrance called Golden Radiance, but now it seems that perfume was put on the back-burner, and replaced with Fantasy Twist, a Fantasy and Midnight Fantasy duo.
They are housed in a spherical bottle that twists into two parts, one containing the original Fantasy and the other Midnight Fantasy. They will be available in 100ml, 50ml and 30ml sizes, priced at £39, £30 and £24 respectively. I’m loving the idea of the little 30ml bottle in my handbag – it gives you the perfect daytime vs. nighttime perfume option!”
The perfume’s rumored to launch in September to coincide with her appearance on X Factor.

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Nick Stahl Cops Chasing Leads In Missing Person Case

May 19th, 2012

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The LAPD has received multiple tips in the Nick Stahl missing person case from people who claim they have spotted the “Terminator 3″ actor since he was reported missing last week.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZn investigators have been following up on the leads but so far, no contact has been made with Nick.

TMZ broke the story Stahl’s wife filed a missing persons report with the LAPD this week, saying she hasn’t seen or heard from him since May 9th.

Stahl’s wife is concerned the actor has been frequenting Skid Row in Downtown L.A. — a known drug spot.

TMZ obtained photographs of Nick at a bar in Downtown L.A. on Wednesday May 2nd where witnesses tell us he appeared intoxicated but no more than your average bar patron.

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Perfect, flawless cast hang out together in New York…..why does this show have to end :(

May 19th, 2012

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iCarly cast Miranda Cosgrove, Jennette McCurdy, Nathan Kress and Noah Munck, were seen hanging out and enjoying the sights in New York City, New York on May 18.



plus two from their twitters 


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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 2.21

May 19th, 2012

Miley Cyrus Spitting From Balcony Jay-Z Serena Williams The Situation Donald Trump Larry King Maria Menounos

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important on The Internet where I’m starting to realize Alan Moore references have become the new Star Wars jokes. I’ll allow it. On that note, it’s nice to see Sean Connery make his first appearance even if the comment is little on the nose, but I’ll be Read More …


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Dan Harmon Out as Showrunner of ‘Community’

May 19th, 2012

It’s not the darkest timeline for “Community” fans, but it’s close — creator Dan Harmon is out as showrunner after Sony Pictures Television opted not to renew his contract.Sony had clashed with Harmon for quite sometime, reports Vulture, so the…

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Dana White — Former MMA Fighter Threatens to Kill UFC President

May 19th, 2012

UFC Prez Dana White is on the receiving end of some terrifying death threats from an ex-MMA fighter who says he plans to “shoot [Dana] right in the head” — and now cops are on the case.It’s unclear what started the beef, but the wannabe fighter –…

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Nick Stahl — Cops Chasing Leads In Missing Person Case

May 18th, 2012

The LAPD has received multiple tips in the Nick Stahl missing person case … from people who claim they have spotted the “Terminator 3″ actor since he was reported missing last week. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … investigators have been…

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Mena Suvari — I’m Calling a TRUCE in My Divorce

May 18th, 2012

Mena Suvari’s divorce war is over … the actress has reached a settlement with her ex … and she won’t have to spend one dime on the guy ever again. TMZ broke the story … Mena’s husband Simone Sestito was demanding $17k per month in spousal…

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Janice Dickinson — America’s Next Top Evictee

May 18th, 2012

Janice Dickinson — the self-proclaimed “world’s first supermodel” — is getting her bony ass evicted from her L.A. home … TMZ has learned. The 57-year-old reality TV star is being sued by her landlords … who claim Janice stiffed ‘em out of 3…

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NBA Ink — Guess the Tattooed Baller!

May 18th, 2012

As the NBA season is coming to an end, one thing isn’t going anywhere — can you guess which NBA ballers are the proud owners of these awesome (and seriously permanent) tattoos?!

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Hulk Hogan’s Ex-Wife — Starring as ‘MILF’ in New Rap Video

May 18th, 2012

She hasn’t even been single for a week … but Linda Hogan has already found a famous gentleman caller … who just booked the 52-year-old to star in a music video about a “MILF.”TMZ has learned … Hulk’s ex is in talks with hip hop artist Ricky…

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‘Vampire Diaries’ Hunks — Who’d You Rather?

May 18th, 2012

Wearing all sorts of different hats, “Vampire Diaries” hotties Matt Davis, Michael Trevino and Ian Somerhalder put their differences aside and made nice at an event in Madrid this month.Question is …

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Kevin Farley — Judge Rejects Restraining Order

May 18th, 2012

Actor Kevin Farley can go wherever he damn well pleases — this according to an L.A. judge, who just denied his ex-girlfriend’s request for a restraining order.As we reported, Kevin’s ex Fayrene Byrd-Doig filed a request for a restraining order…

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Celebrity Scramble — Guess Who!?!

May 18th, 2012

Believe it or no t… this silly scrambled photo belongs to a genuine famous face. Can you guess who’s being this serious mix-up?!

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Miley Cyrus — Getting Hotter With Age

May 18th, 2012

Miley Cyrus has officially transitioned from cute-as-a-button child star to smoking hot actress — and yes … we triple confirmed she’s 19 before producing this story.Check out TMZ on TV — click here to see your local listings!

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The Week in Style: 05.18.12

May 18th, 2012

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Zac Efron in Los Angeles.
If you’ve seen a more stylish example of Lakers fandom, please, let us know.


Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani in NYC.
Near-trend of the week: looking better than your wife while wearing chambray. Example one: Gavin Rossdale, taking his denim game to the next level with the help of a little man-jewelry.


John Slattery in NYC.
John Slattery looks stylishly miserable to be at this event.


Kanye West in London.
@kanyewest does not hate useless fashion zippers on hoodies and Nike shorts with Nike shoes and footie socks.


Jared Leto in San Francisco, California.
He has a leg up on the competition since his past tricks include hedgehog hair, coon skin pelts, and guyliner, but Jared Leto is officially this week’s most improved.


Darren Criss in NYC.
Darren Criss gives the masses a lesson in geometry with a slick New Wave-y print and a perfectly snug suit.


Josh Gad in NYC.
Broadway’s class clown reminds everyone that fresh, fitted GQ style ain’t just for skinny-ass dudes.


Adam Scott in NYC.
What can we say? Adam Scott is a steez-monster of epic proportions. Speaking of proportions, these (skinny tie paired with equally skinny lapels) are spot-on.


Matthew Morrison in Los Angeles.
A fail-safe combo: Anchor a plaid shirt with a solid tie and suit of similar hues.


Tom Hardy in London.
We’re gonna put this one to a vote: Is this beard the product of intradermal chia injections or a pubic hair transplant?!

View Poll: #1841198

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I haven’t posted one of these since August 2011. Enjoy, ONTD. Also nevar forget that I made the first post ever about new boyfriend Godfrey.

Freida Pinto and Lovely Bones Actor Reece Ritchie to Star in Desert Dancer

May 18th, 2012

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Freida Pinto and her Co Star Recce Ritchie attended the Photo call for there Upcoming Film Desert Dancer at Cannes. Desert Dancer will tell the story of Afshin Ghaffarian , who used his passion for dance to protest against the injustices of the Iranian Islamic Republic. Freida Pinto and Reese Ritchie are in Cannes to announce the film alongside Ghaffarian.

Principal photography is scheduled to begin this summer in Ankara, Turkey and Jordan.

Set in Iran, where dance is illegal, Desert Dancer tells of how Afshin Ghaffarian (Reece Ritchie) risked his life to fight for his dream to become a dancer. This film plays against the backdrop of the 2009 election protests, where the passion and defiance of a young generation lit the flame of revolution still sweeping the Middle East and Africa.

Freida Pinto with Afshin Ghaffarin(Iranian Dancer) and Recce Ritichie :

PS: Before two days it was announced that Freida will also star in an adaptation of a Belgian Congo period romance novel titled The Catastrophist opposite Dan Stevens from hit UK TV series Downton Abbey.

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‘Django Unchained’: Kurt Russell, Sacha Baron Cohen Drop Out Of Quentin Tarantino’s Latest

May 18th, 2012

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“Django Unchained” is due in theaters on Christmas Day, but that hasn’t prevented the film from going through some eleventh casting fluctuations.

Quentin Tarantino’s latest has apparently lost both Sacha Baron Cohen and Kurt Russell from its impressive roster, which includes Leonardo DiCaprio, Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz, Samuel L. Jackson and Don Johnson. Their departures come on the heels of news that Joseph Gordon-Levitt couldn’t make an appearance in “Django Unchained” work out either.

Cohen revealed he wasn’t a part of “Django” during an interview with Howard Stern; the actor — who had been set for a cameo role — was unable to make the film work out due to his press commitments for “The Dictator.”

As for Russell, it’s unclear as to why he’s no longer participating in the film.

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1D phone home: One Direction rack up £14,000 mobile bills on tour of US and Australia

May 18th, 2012

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One Direction have been given a furious dressing-down by record label bosses – after running-up £14,000 in mobile phone bills.

Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne and Niall Horan, racked up the astronomical charges during recent tours of North America and Australia as they logged on to Twitter and Facebook, as well as phoning and texting home.

An insider at Simon Cowell’s Syco label said: “Like most teenagers, the boys are obsessed with all things social media.

“They’re also encouraged to tweet by management to keep them interacting with fans but Niall and Liam in particular got pretty homesick during their travels and regularly called home.

“When the bills landed on their doormat, the guys were utterly stunned and slightly devastated thinking they’d have to fork out themselves. “In the end they got called in for a meeting and given a lecture on finances, and how to handle their money. “It is vital wealth does not go to their heads. Their bills got signed off and the boys will not be making the same mistake again.”

Cowell agreed to pick up the bill as a thank you to celebrate the lads’ success.
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unlimited talk/text/data plan?

New Lawless clip & character posters!

May 18th, 2012

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I love having excuses to post about Misha, OK?

May 18th, 2012

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Really, this just because there's no promo for next week to talk about.

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Oh shit, son.

May 18th, 2012

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Dan Harmon Is No Longer Showrunner on Community

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Pop-Pop and Boom! Dan Harmon will not be returning as showrunner of NBC’s Community, and whether he’ll remain involved at all with the series he created at remains very much in doubt. Sony Pictures Television, which produces the series with Universal Television, has closed a deal with Happy Endings writers David Guarascio and Moses Port to join Community as showrunners and exec producers. The deal comes less than a week after Vulture broke the news that Harmon hadn’t been signed on for season four and that no negotiations between him and Sony had taken place. Vulture hears that now that Sony made its deal with Guarascio and Port, it plans to ask Harmon to remain involved as a writer and consultant — but not as the person in charge of the show. (He’s expected to remain a “consulting producer” no matter what). Given Sony’s decision to make a deal for Harmon’s replacement without telling Harmon directly, it seems a longshot that Harmon will agree to a diminished role. This is a very dark timeline, but for people familiar with the situation, it is not at all a surprising development.

Harmon and Sony have been at odds since the first season of Community, clashing over everything from the show’s creative direction (the studio and NBC have both, at times, asked Harmon to make the show at least somewhat broader in its appeal) to Harmon’s management style (the producer admitted as recently as last month that he was “damn bad” at key elements of his job not related to what gets on the screen). In addition, Community has been plagued with numerous writing staff defections over its three season run. Most recently, longtime exec producers Neil Goldman and Garrett Donovan announced they were leaving for a new deal at 20th Century Fox TV, while directors/producers Joe and Anthony Russo are also no longer part of Sony and thus are not involved in the show on a day-to-day basis.

According to multiple people familiar with the production of Community, Harmon’s flaws as a showrunner were at least partially responsible for much of the turnover the past few years. As one person familiar with Harmon’s strengths and weaknesses told Vulture, “Dan is a brilliant at ideas, but he’s terrible at [management].” Others, however, believe Sony and NBC execs made errors, too. The fact that Sony didn’t even call Harmon to see if a deal could be done — if only to maintain at least the illusion that it was trying to keep Harmon around — will almost certainly be cited by Harmon supporters as proof of the studio’s indifference to his involvement with the show going forward.

Another sign of the studio’s issues with Harmon came last year, when Harmon’s previous overall deal with Sony was up. Sources tell Vulture that the studio offered him a one-year extension rather than a more traditional two- or three-year agreement. Harmon, said to be insulted by the studio’s lack of long-term commitment, initially balked at returning, people familiar with the situation say; the studio then offered a one year deal with an option for a second year. The thinking behind Sony’s bargaining: If Community didn’t make it to season four, it didn’t want to keep Harmon on its payroll. Harmon ultimately agreed to a simple one-year deal, potentially giving him more leverage if and when the show was renewed— or making it easier for Sony to do what it has now done by hiring new showrunners.

Even before NBC officially renewed Community last week, Sony began making overtures to other writers on the show to take over from Harmon. Goldman and Donovan, for example, would have been logical successors to Harmon, but they signed a deal with rival studio 20th Century Fox TV, and most likely would not have wanted to do the show with Harmon out of loyalty to the writer. To land Guarascio and Port, it is understood that Sony stepped up with a significant and lucrative extension of the writers’ most recent deal with Sony and that it even agreed to give the producers so- called “points” in the series (that’s a percentage of the show’s syndication profits). The duo have a strong reputation around Hollywood for balancing quirky with mainstream, working most recently on Happy Endings but also creating the critically admired CW series Aliens in America five years ago. It’s understood that several studios had been trying to snag Guarascio and Port for new fall shows, with Universal Television hoping to get Sony to loan out their services so they could run The Mindy Project on Fox.

One of the immediate questions raised in the wake of Sony’s decision to hire new showrunners is: Given that Sony and Harmon have long had a difficult relationship, and yet somehow managed to make things work, why did Sony decide to make a shift now? After all, NBC has announced a schedule in which the show is set to move to Friday nights and has only ordered 13 more episodes — two moves that would signal NBC has little faith in Community‘s ability to blossom into a bigger hit at this point, and that these next 13 episodes will likely be the show’s last. Wouldn’t it have just made sense for Sony to tough it out with Harmon for a few more months, rather than risk a fan backlash over Harmon’s ouster? Perhaps, but people familiar with Sony’s thinking say the studio is probably figuring that while Community with Harmon would have almost assuredly been entering its final season, a change at the top creatively might somehow result in viewers giving the series another chance and NBC becoming more invested in finding a way to keep it alive beyond the 13 episodes ordered. The studio has been tenacious in the past when trying to keep assets alive (it found a way to get Til Death and Rules of Engagement into syndication), and it didn’t want Harmon to be the one person determining whether or not Community lived to see 100 episodes. Sony might have also taken into account NBC chief Bob Greenblatt’s ambivalent at best attitude toward Community in general and Harmon in particular. The entertainment division chief could not have been much less supportive of Harmon than when he told Vulture he wasn’t too concerned about the possibility of a Harmon exit. “Shows lose showrunners all the time and do well,” he said.

And yet, bringing on Guarascio and Port is no guaranteed solution. In fact there’s a chance fans could revolt if they believe the show’s quality has suffered because of Harmon’s absence. Harmon has cultivated a strong following on Twitter and via his blog, and it’s a certainty that this constituency will see Harmon’s exit as nothing short of a catastrophe. Whatever Harmon’s reputation, in multiple conversations with Vulture, people associated with the show– even some who’ve had issues with his management style — have repeatedly called him the creative soul of the series, much as Aaron Sorkin was the beating heart of The West Wing. (Sorkin, of course, exited that show two years before its cancellation). One of Community’s biggest assets has been its loyal fan base and strong social media presence, and Sony is undoubtedly inviting a backlash by its actions. And yet: It’s also quite likely that many fans of the show have no idea who writes or runs the show, and watch only because of the characters on it and the actors — Joel McHale, Yvette Nicole Brown, Donald Glover, et al — who play them. If the new team produces funny episodes, Twitter’s opinion might not matter.

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I really wonder how this will affect the scope of the next season, tbh. Although, if he really was THAT bad at managing everything that wasn’t on-screen, then maybe it’s for the better.

Benedict Sings PLUS New Photos From Marvel Comics

May 18th, 2012

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Peter Travers interviews Benedict, who sings “Pure Imagination” from Willy Wonka.

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The Rumpus Interview with Dita von Teese

May 18th, 2012

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Dita von Teese, burlesque superstar, author, actress, costume and lingerie designer, and formidable businesswoman, is idolized by many who might not otherwise fancy themselves enthusiasts of burlesque, let alone openly admire a star of “adult entertainment.” She has revived both an early incarnation of her art (even the “tease” in “striptease” seems charmingly antiquated by standards shaped by Hustler and the Internet-driven ubiquity of porn) but also an aesthetic, a mode of comportment that harkens back to a time when women went to finishing school and learned to dress, pose, sit, walk, gesticulate, speak, and even laugh with a certain delicate restraint. It’s an aesthetic wherein a woman’s dignity is an integral part of her sexual allure, rather than a thing to be sacrificed in pursuit of sexiness.

Von Teese’s burlesque performances and her vast body of work as a model (for which she has maintained both artistic and financial control, designing and copyrighting the images) are marked by a playfulness that never gets sloppy, a sensual and sexual openness that never succumbs to the crass: in her most outré moments one can’t quite imagine her doing anything “obscene.” This juxtaposition of the high and low art, the very artfulness itself, has made Von Teese the most celebrated burlesque dancer in the world, and gained her fans of both sexes, even made her an unlikely feminist idol.

The Rumpus: How do you rehearse? How much of what we see onstage is improvised?

Dita von Teese: It depends on the act. Some are very precise and more tightly choreographed than others. Others are not so much apart from hitting certain marks and parts of the song, because the sizes of my stage vary so much that I have to be ready for anything, to work with a new space. Plus with the complexity of most the costumes and the way they come off, there’s got to be a little leeway in the choreography.

Rumpus: One thing people often remark on regarding your work, and the “vintage” burlesque it harkens back to, is that it is so elegant, playful, and even innocent compared to many of today’s forms of titillating dance performance and stripping. Why do you think “adult entertainment” has diverged from the ladylike to this much more overt (perhaps even humorless and literal) and pornified manifestation? Or is it a mistake to even analogize today’s adult entertainment with burlesque?

von Teese: It’s all relative. To relate adult entertainment to burlesque, because that’s what it originally was in the 1930s—titillating entertainment for adults. I don’t romanticize the past much when it comes to this subject, because one could buy hardcore porn, heavy bondage and fetishistic erotica from the time the camera was invented. It’s always been there, and some people have always wanted it; it’s just that nowadays it’s easier to find it. People are people and have always had these urges and fascinations with sexuality and even extreme sex, so I think it would be a mistake to say things are so different now. It’s only different because we are freer to be how we want to be publicly. We also have more access to erotica due to the way technology has changed.

Rumpus: There are ways of moving and posing that many erotic dancers engage in that are hard to imagine you doing. What defines a move—or a pose or gesture—that you won’t do?

von Teese: I respect strippers of all forms, because I wouldn’t be where I am today if I hadn’t wandered into a strip club and wanted to know more about striptease history. I got my start in strip clubs, and I’ve always been able to admire what makes a dancer an individual, whether it’s really raunchy or tame, and at this point I guess I just have my own set of rules for myself and what I think works for me and what doesn’t. It’s not really easy to describe it in a way that is about a specific move or gesture. One thing I would never do is that thing some dancers do when they hold their hand to their ear to get applause from an audience. That’s just about the least chic thing I have ever seen a performer do! In my opinion, elegance has nothing to do with “how much” is shown and far more to do with the way one presents herself. I’ve seen beautiful, highly erotic nearly pornographic shows that are more elegant than some burlesque acts. You can’t equate the degree of nudity or suggestion, it’s all about the overall way it’s done.

Rumpus: Your burlesque practice—which is obviously very much your unique expression—is strongly rooted in the erotic performance art of the past. Yet your presentation of yourself on stage (and that of your predecessors) seems utterly empowered; it’s hard to believe that your burlesque has been criticized as a sublimation of women or anti-gender-equality, although I’ve read that it has, occasionally. On the flip side, today’s stripping and erotic dancing can sometimes seem very much a degradation and objectification of women, despite our improved status. If you agree with this assessment, why do you think there is this inverse relationship between women as portrayed in erotic dance from previous eras to now?

von Teese: I’ve really only come under fire when it’s someone who doesn’t know that my audience is mainly women. But I can’t agree with the assessment about erotic dancing or porn, because even if you step into a typical strip club, you don’t get to decide for someone else what is degrading. In my opinion, we all have a right to be objectified if that’s what we want. Listen, in my wildest sex fantasies, no one loves me for my mind! But for me, as a woman making a living the same way great showgirls of the past did before me, I don’t pay any attention to the argument of what I do, I know what I do and why I do it and what people get from seeing my shows.

Rumpus: You’re a great advocate of glamour and the power of “putting some effort” into one’s appearance, and you successfully combine glamour, discretion, and “classiness” with sexiness. A lot of women have trouble combining those things, feeling they have to choose between dignity and sexiness. What advice do you have for women who want find that balance you maintain so well?

von Teese: It’s a bit like what I said above about combining charm and elegance with a playful sensuality. It’s 2012; we can have it all. It’s no longer a choice between dignity and sexiness. If you really get to the essence of what makes one sexy, if you get past just what you see in magazines and such, you can see that true sexiness has many facets. The elements include things like confidence, strength, intelligence, and humor. The great seductresses in history knew that it isn’t just about trying to look sexy or pretty; it’s an art and one becomes skillful in it when she realizes that there are all these conflicting elements that all come together to make something magical. So, what I’m saying is that you don’t need to choose, you just need to understand that all these different things come together to create sexy, and your mind and your personality are a massive part of that.

Rumpus: In your book Burlesque and the Art of the Teese/Fetish and the Art of the Teese, you talk about glamour not being inaccessible—that it’s about being creative, taking care, and making the most of what one has. Do you think of this as enhancement of what is there, or the creation of illusions? Is there a point past which personal myth-making becomes sinister or self-destructive? What are your thoughts on the lucrative cosmetic surgery industry?

von Teese: It’s mostly about enhancing what you have, while spinning a magic spell. Glamour is about creating illusion. I’m clearly all for the illusion, partially because I also love to strip it all away at times and reveal my vulnerability to those I want to. It’s not about hiding.

Regarding cosmetic surgery, it’s nothing new. After all, the first nose jobs were done in the 1700s, so I think the taboo should be lifted by now. But what I also want for anyone who wants to utilize these dramatic forms for beauty enhancement is that they learn how to use it properly and know when enough is enough and when to stop obsessing over things like one tiny wrinkle. The problem is that a lot of people don’t know how to use it gracefully.

Rumpus: Where did you learn your business savvy. Do you have business advice for artists and performers?

von Teese: I think I’ve always had it in me. I’ve always been a saver and planner. I’ve always been concerned for my future. Even when I was working in a strip club in the early 90s, I was saving 15 percent of every dime I made. I was also investing, even though it wasn’t much. I have always told myself it doesn’t last forever. I’m very sensible with my money.

Rumpus: Where do you see yourself professionally in 20 years?

von Teese: In twenty years I will be turning 60. I have no idea what’s in store for me. But I would like to imagine that I will be more focused on designing my lingerie and dresses full-time and also writing my autobiography.

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Dita von Teese will be performing at the Fillmore in San Francisco on Monday and Tuesday nights, May 21 and 22, at 7pm.

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L’Oreal Lawsuit Alleges Garnier Sleek & Shine Hair Serum Is ‘Flammable’

May 18th, 2012

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We were startled to discover today thatL'Oreal is under fire (heh), i.e., possibly getting sued, for its Garnier Fructis Sleek & Shine Anti-Frizz Serum – because the stuff is reportedly flammable.

Women's Wear Daily reports today that the lawsuit against L'Oreal is on: A judge granted class action to four plaintiffs on Thursday who filed the motion for class certification on Feb. 2. The plaintiffs are seeking recognition for any person who purchased the Garnier serum from Feb. 4, 2008, to the present.

According to the lawsuit and Top Class Actions law blog, the Garnier serum’s two main ingredients are cyclopentasiloxane and dimethiconol, chemicals that can ignite at 171 degrees Fahrenheit. (Flat iron temperatures typically range from 300-450 degrees Fahrenheit.)

A copy of the original lawsuit, filed in June 2011, can be found here.

OMG. We've totally used that stuff before, without any bonfire-type incidents. But of course, flammable products are not exactly something you want coming between your hair and a high-heat styling appliance like a blow dryer or flat iron, which most women use on a regular basis.

We've contacted L'Oreal for comment on this lawsuit, and we'll keep you posted on whether the Garnier anti-frizz serum will be yanked from the shelves, but in the meantime, check out some other controversial beauty products below.

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People’s Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!

May 18th, 2012

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"I don't need a stunt a––."

– Matthew McConaughey, who really backs up his performance in the male stripper film Magic Mike, to the Advocate

"Too much In-N-Out."

– Kourtney Kardashian, referring to the burger chain after Jay Leno joked that the pregnant star had really let herself go, on The Tonight Show

"It was like no, idiot. Go away, be 33 and 34 instead of 28 for the fourth year."

– John Mayer, on taking a two-year hiatus after a string of really dumb interviews, on Ellen

"I present rap Ty and video ho Julie."

– Modern Family's Julie Bowen, sharing a pimped-out photo of her and onscreen hubby Ty Burrell, on Twitter

"It really wouldn't do for her to dress like a Kardashian."

– The Daily Telegraph's fashion editor Lisa Armstrong, on the Duchess of Cambridge's sexy but still demure new look, to PEOPLE

"It is a rare man who can be that tough on the field and also have his own line of underwear."

– President Barack Obama, taking a below-the-belt shot at David Beckham, during a White House ceremony for the L.A. Galaxy

"The other day he was explaining to my belly how to do boxing. He was like, 'Listen, here's what you're going to do. You're going to go right, left, uppercut. Right, left.'"

– Expectant star Melissa Joan Hart, whose 4-year-old son Braydon is already taking on the role of big brother to his unborn sibling – much to the discomfort of mom – to PEOPLE

"[Director Adam Shankman] called and said, 'Def Leppard’s coming by the set.' I said, 'Man, that’s cool.' Then I paused. 'Wait, I'm rehearsing their song tomorrow.'"

– Tom Cruise, on his Rock of Ages performance that won him the '80s hair band's stamp of approval, to Playboy

"I would babysit you."

– Russell Brand, taking a liking to his "little Essex friends," the Nicki Minaj-singing mini duo Sophia Grace and Rosie, on Ellen

"Simon and L.A. better watch out!"

– X Factor's new judge Britney Spears, who will also be joined by Demi Lovato on season 2 of the reality singing competition, at the Fox upfronts presentation

View Poll: #1841192

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Degrassi: First Promo for Season 12

May 18th, 2012

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holy crap. can it be july already?! adam is nowhere to be seen AGAIN

I CAN’T. OH MY GOD. ECLARE. I’M DEAD.
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Vogue interviews Gillian Jacobs, who is the opposite of the opposite of Batman.

May 18th, 2012

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For all the madcap escapades that characterize her role as the hyperopinionated Britta Perry in NBC’s Community, Gillian Jacobs’s career started in decidedly sterner territory. A graduate of the Juilliard School, she cut her teeth on several hard-hitting indie films (as a homeless teenage runaway in Damian Harris’s Gardens of the Night, and as a young heroin addict in Adam Rapp’s Blackbird) and Off-Broadway productions before eventually landing the Community role in 2009. “Until Community I was never really hired for comedic roles,” says the 29-year-old from her home in Los Angeles, a day after learning the show has just been picked up for a fourth season. “My first years after Juilliard were about trying to figure out what I was good at.”

Community—which will end its third season tonight—of course, changed all that, and Jacobs is quickly establishing herself as a rising comedic actress thanks to a string of projects alongside some of Hollywood’s most renowned funnymen. First, there’s the apocalypse-themed romantic comedy Seeking a Friend for the End of the World, with Steve Carell and Keira Knightley, which comes out in June, and next year comes The Incredible Burt Wonderstone, also with Carell, in a cast that includes Jim Carrey and Steve Buscemi.

Vogue spoke to Jacobs, on the cusp her first big movie role, about the challenge of finding her comedic voice and why, despite Britta’s reputation as an insufferable know-it-all (“the AT&T of people,” as one Community character once described her) she’s still not ready to say goodbye to her just yet.

When did you find out Community had been renewed?
I found out the same time the Internet found out. Everyone in L.A. reads Deadline Hollywood to find out about their own shows, so I had to wait for Nikki Finke just like everyone else.


Were you excited?
Yes, I was not ready for the show to end. To not know [if the show was coming back] on the last day of shooting this time was very sad. I think I was kind of in denial . . . we did an interview on that last day at lunch, and I started crying. I’m a big sap.

The show’s writers are known for occasionally mixing actors’ personalities with their characters; would you say they do that for you?
I think Britta’s silliness comes from me. I’m a pretty goofy person. I’m an awkward dancer, for instance, and a terrible singer. Also, I was very principled in high school. I’ve tried to be less black-and-white with my opinions as I’ve gotten older, but I still hold on to that feeling of righteous indignation sometimes.

About what kinds of things were you principled?
I was definitely a little baby feminist, with really strong opinions about women’s rights and equal pay. It didn’t make me popular with the guys in high school. I was listening to a lot of NPR and owned, I’d say, about two dozen pairs of overalls.

All denim, or did you mix it up?
A mix. I had pastel overalls, plaid overalls, corduroy overalls, overall shorts, overall dresses—basically every kind you could have. I was definitely not making any attempt to seduce the boys in my class.

Were you a theater geek then, too?
A hundred percent. I started acting in elementary school and was really into Shakespeare, Chekhov, and Shaw. I dragged my family to the Shaw Festival in Canada for about five summers running. They would go to a vineyard or do some day activity, and I would go and see a matinee of John Bull’s Other Island or Hobson’s Choice by myself.

You went straight from high school to Juilliard; did you know then you could be funny?
They didn’t really encourage my goofy, comedic side at Juilliard. I remember doing one scene my sophomore year that was kind of comedic, and the teacher said, “Well, clearly you can do that, so never bring a scene like that in again.” There are other acting programs that are much more geared toward figuring out what people are good at and sending them off into the world with a sense of what their strengths are. Juilliard was not that for me. They sort of tore me down and then, to some degree, forgot to put me back together.

Having only done TV, did you find it difficult making the transition into your first full comedy movie?
It was certainly intimidating to work with people like Steve Carell and T. J. Miller. For me the question “Am I funny outside Community, or am I funny only as Britta?” is a scary one to answer. But I’m scared of most things. . . .

Can you be as clumsy as Britta in real life?
Oh, yeah. Last season we did a scene where I was supposed to run and jump over a couch in slow motion, and I don’t think the crew has ever laughed so hard at something that wasn’t meant to be funny.

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Will Smith does the Fresh Prince theme on the Graham Norton show

May 18th, 2012

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IT’S SOAP NEWS FRIDAY!!!

May 18th, 2012

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Bold and the Beautiful’s Joanna Johnson Comes Out as a Lesbian!

The Bold and the Beautiful’s Karen Spencer isn’t the only one coming out of the closet; so is her portrayer Joanna Johnson. The actress-turned-producer opened up about being a lesbian in Hollywood to TV Guide’s Michael Logan. Here’s a snippet:

TV Guide: With this announcement you seem to be the only officially “out” star currently in daytime soaps, even though the shows are loaded with gay actors. What’s up with that?

Joanna Johnson: Daytime is a whole different world than primetime or theater or film. There’s a greater intimacy between the viewers and the characters. They think you are your character. And that creates a lot of fear. Fear of rejection. I was so worried I wouldn’t be employable as an actress if people knew I was a lesbian. Or that I wouldn’t be believable in romance stories. I had to deal with a lot of self-loathing.

TVG: How bad did it get?
Johnson: After I started playing Karen, I remember doing a fantasy scene that showed what life would have been like if Caroline had not died of cancer. She was married to Ridge and had two kids and a wonderful life. When we finished shooting, I ran to my dressing room and just cried and cried because I knew I was never going to have that kind of life.

TVG: Yet you did!
Johnson: I did! I’m married to [L.A. club promoter] Michelle Agnew and we have two beautiful children, Julian, who is five, and Harlow, who is two. And now we’re finding out that Karen is married to this great lady Dani and together they have raised her daughter Caroline. So times have certainly changed. I guess that’s why I’m ready to open up. It feels weird and wrong to play this revelation about Karen’s life and not talk about my own.

I used to hang out with Ellen Degeneres, k.d. lang and Melissa Etheridge back in the day and thought it was so beautiful they were out, even though I didn’t have the nerve. When I realized I was gay in my early twenties we didn’t have role models like Ellen. I’m not anywhere near as famous as those ladies, but I guess it’s my turn to do my little part. It’s time to live a fully authentic life.

TVG: Did you feel any pressure to come out when you were around all those open women?
Johnson: I never felt any pressure from them. I think they understood my professional concerns because those concerns were very real. When Ellen came out she took a big hit. It certainly hurt her career as an actress. When Angelina Jolie said she was bi, it was sexy. The industry wanted her even more. It’s quite another thing to say you’re a lesbian. Back then anyway. I really admire the courage of people who have been out and noisy. I had to struggle to become proud.

TVG: If you could go back in a time machine, what would you say to your younger self?
Johnson: Have the courage to embrace who you are. Don’t project your own fears and low self-esteem onto others. Let your light shine!

TVG: What were your thoughts when you found out Karen is gay?
Johnson: When [exec producer-head writer] Brad Bell called and pitched the story I was kind of thrown. I just said, “Oh.” And there was this very long pause. Then I said, “Where’d you get that idea?” He laughed. I laughed. And I said, “Just make sure you get me a hot wife.” And he did!

TVG: There’s a scene coming up where Karen’s a–hole brother Bill claims Dani is coming onto him. Knowing Bill, it’s probably all in his mind, but would the show have the nerve to make Dani bi? Or would that be a PC nightmare, considering this is the first gay storyline in B&B‘s entire 25-year history?
Johnson: We shouldn’t feel pressure to make Karen and Dani some paragon of virtue. I think the gay community would love to see us portrayed just like any straight couple, flaws and faults and all. I wouldn’t be offended if Dani strayed with a guy. Not at all! Brad should look at that movie The Kids Are All Right and do something like that because it was fabulous. I want to play the truth of life. [Laughs] Who knows? Maybe Karen should make a play for Brooke! It’s a soap! There’s no drama in playing the perfect gay couple.

TVG: How are things going with you and Crystal?
Johnson: [Laughs] She’s straight and she’s more comfortable playing gay than I am! When we first met up at the show we had to shoot some photos — vacation-type snapshots of Karen and Dani to put on the mantel — and I felt kind of nervous and awkward. I think Crystal thought I was a little crazy but when I explained that I hadn’t yet come out publicly, she got it and has been very lovely and supportive.   

TVG: How long have you and Michelle been a couple?
Johnson: We’ve been together nine years and had our wedding in 2008 during the two minutes when same-sex marriage was legal in California. When we realized Prop 8 was going to pass, we thought we should try to get in under the wire and be part of the movement. So we ran down to the Beverly Hills courthouse in our workout clothes to get the license, only to hear it might be really hard to find someone to marry us before the election. There were all these other gay couples there, too, and somebody from the court comes out and says, “We’re picking straws if there’s anyone who wants to get married right now!” And Michelle and I won!

TVG: Well there’s a sign from the universe!
Johnson: I know, right? We called our nanny to bring over our son, who happened to be in a pirate costume because it was Halloween, so there we were getting married in our workout clothes in this bizarre little room with a pirate and a male British nanny. It was all so surreal. Michelle had just bought a new iPhone so she took photos at the wedding, but then she decided to return the iPhone because she didn’t like it and forgot our photos were in it! So now we have nothing. It was crazy! [Laughs] Someday maybe we can do it right.

TVG: Any worries about coming out now?
Johnson: Of course! I would be very sad and hurt if the B&B fans were disappointed I’m a lesbian, or somehow feel betrayed that I kept it secret. There is already a backlash from some unhappy people on Facebook about Karen being gay. They don’t understand how she could have dated guys but then ended up with a woman. I certainly don’t think it’s unrealistic. I tried dating guys. [Laughs] I lived this story! It used to be that daytime was so much racier and progressive — soaps used to lead the way — and then all of a sudden things shifted, maybe because they feel the audience is more conservative than it used to be. So, yeah, I’m nervous. I hope the viewers will give this a chance.

TVG: Caroline had an epic love affair with Ridge. Karen had romances with Thorne and Connor. Ever have trouble playing the boy-girl stuff? 
Johnson: Never. I’ve always been able to respond to men. I don’t think I was cast on B&B because of my acting. It was my screen test with Ronn Moss where I turned bright red and was just smitten! He was so beautiful and charming back then — he still is! — and I would get downright giddy around him. [Laughs] I had a huge crush on Ronn, which only confused me more! I love men. I’m just not in love with them. 

TVG: Did the rest of the cast eventually learn the truth about you?
Johnson: Gradually, but only after I came back to the show as Karen. I was the most nervous to tell Katherine Kelly Lang. She and I started out as the two ingénues of the show and we looked so much alike that people got us confused. In magazine photos they were always ID-ing her as me and vice versa, so much so that we started calling each other “Twin.” Maybe it was hard for me to tell her because I felt she was what I was supposed to be — the beautiful girl with the great body, married to a guy, a mom. I don’t know. I really struggled with that one, but it was all in my head. Katherine had no issues with me being gay whatsoever. She’s a good dame, but I didn’t know enough to trust that. When your own parents reject you, as mine did, you think the rest of the world will do the same.

TVG: So you came out to your parents?
Johnson: I told my mom when I was 23. She was the first person I ever told. It was the first time I ever said it out loud. This was before I’d ever had a relationship with a woman. Both she and my dad were very hard on me. Their response just broke my heart. My mother once said, “Can’t you just be celibate?” I told her, “It’s not so much about the sex. I don’t want to live my life without love and partnership.” Why would you want that for your child? Why would you want that for anyone?

TVG: Did it ever get better with your folks? 
Johnson: Unfortunately, my mom passed away before we were able to come to peace with it, but my father did come around. He and I didn’t speak for three years because of this. But, to his credit, he struggled through his beliefs and prejudices and came to realize I didn’t do this to hurt him. He loves me and wants to be in my life. He loves Michelle and our children. It would be nice to say I didn’t need that approval in order to love myself. But I did and that’s my story. I’m here. I’m queer. [Laughs] And I’m just getting used to it!

The Paley Center’s “An Evening With Days of Our Lives” Brings Out Stars!

Days of Our Lives’ Kristian Alfonso, Lisa Rinna, Chandler Massey, Deidre Hall, Bryan Dattilo, Lauren Koslow, Alison Sweeney and Galen Gering came together to celebrate “An Evening with Days of Our Lives,” hosted by The Paley Center for Media on May 9.

General Hospital’s Jane Elliot: “I Think I’m The Only 65-Year-Old Actress in Los Angeles Who Hasn’t Had Plastic Surgery”!

Just when I thought it was impossible to love Jane Elliot any more, she goes and gives a hilariously direct interview to TV Guide’s Michael Logan. The multi-soap vet, who originated the role of mean-spirited, daddy’s girl Tracy Quartermaine on General Hospital back in 1978, shared her thoughts on the soap’s new showrunner Frank Valentini and her plans should GH come to an end. Here’s a snippet:

TV Guide Magazine: What’s it like after all these years to still play scenes with Geary?

Elliot: It is so rich. We go back to 1978. That’s 34 years! Off-screen, we’re great friends. We travel together. There’s nothing like having all of us — Tony, Finola, Robin Mattson [Heather] — back in the building as a group again. All those years we spent together are still in our muscle memory and it really pays off. When Tony and I look at each other on camera you see all of that history. It goes beyond the words. It’s two people who have spent more than half their lives together. [Laughs] Tony and I went on a trip to Norway and we were at the bottom of a funicular, one of those trolley things that goes up a mountain, when this couple came up and said “We knew Tracy and Luke were on vacation but we never imagined you’d be here!” If we could have crawled into a hole together we would have. Tony and I have the grace of a gnat when it comes to being recognized. But it’s one of the things that bonds us.

TV Guide Magazine: How would you be if GH came to an end?

Elliot: I have so many paths in front of me. Part of me wants to get an agent and stay in the business. I think I’m the only 65-year-old actress in Los Angeles who hasn’t had plastic surgery, so somebody’s gotta play the old-lady parts! I’m the only one who will look my age! I do know this: I am not going to die sitting in traffic on the 405. My goal has always been to retire to northern California. My kids want to reconvene there someday. My daughter, Annie Rose, is now in the Midwest. My son, Adrian, is in San Francisco. I want to end up somewhere around there but not for a few years yet. If I am going to pursue work I need to be in L.A. But do I need it? I’ve done theater, TV, film. There are mornings when I wake up and go, “I don’t need this anymore. Just go, Jane! Move on! Get to the next part of your life!” I have nothing left to prove.

Soap Experts Handicap This Year’s Daytime Emmys at Gold Derby!

Reigning three-time champ “The Bold and the Beautiful” was snubbed in the Best Drama Series race this year.

Five of our Experts are backing the bid by “General Hospital. It has already racked up a record 10 wins as Best Drama Series — 1981, 1984, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1999, 2000, 2005, 2006, 2008 — from 22 nominations. It has odds of 8 to 11 to extend its record.

The pundits predicting victory for this last remaining ABC daytime drama which first aired in 1963 are: Nelson Branco (Soap Opera Uncensored), Michael Fairman (Michael Fairman Soaps), Dan J. Kroll (Soap Central), Roger Newcomb (We Love Soaps) and Paul Sheehan (Gold Derby).

Two of them — Jamey Giddens (Daytime Confidential) and Tom O’Neil (Gold Derby) — foresee victory for sentimental favorite “All My Children.” This recently-cancelled show, which debuted on ABC in 1970, has three wins (1992, 1994, 1998) from 30 nominations. It has odds of 9 to 4 to win one last time.

“Young and the Restless” has seven wins (1975, 1983, 1985, 1986, 1993, 2004, 2007) from a record 31 nominations. This top-rated CBS daytime drama premiered in 1973 and has odds of 14 to 1 to prevail this year.

This is the first bid since 2009 for “Days of Our Lives.” This sudser, which began on NBC in 1965, has only one win (1978) from 15 nominations. Prior to that 2009 nod, it had been a decade since this show contended. Compare that to a run of six straight bids starting with the first Daytime Emmys in 1974. It is the longshot with odds of 25 to 1.

Drake Hogestyn, Stephen Nichols and Jeanne Cooper Ham it up in Ellen’s Soap My Fair & Square Lady!

Ellen premiered a new soap-within-a-talk show, My Fair & Square Lady, this week. In its debut episode, Days of our Lives star Drake Hogestyn turns out to be the groom at Ellen’s mysterious wedding.

Later in the spoof series, which is part of Ellen’s JC Penney campaign, The Young and the Restless’ Stephen Nichols and Jeanne Cooper show up. Nichols starts out wearing an eye patch, until Cooper arrives and reminds him he hasn’t been on that soap for years. A classic slap fest erupts and it is revealed Cooper enjoys Fifty Shades of Grey, just in time for an epic cliffhanger revelation.

Watch Young and Restless Star Melody Thomas Scott in Ellen’s Soap Spoof!

What do you get when you pair funny gal Ellen DeGeneres and The Young and The Restless’ Melody Thomas Scott in a soap spoof? Hilarity! Watch the pair duke it out in Ellen’s My Fair and Square Lady.

It Wasn’t Me, It Was My Split Personality: 10 Memorable Soap Opera DID Storylines!

No. 10: Kate Howard/Connie Falconeri, General Hospital

Icy, fashion bible helmer Kate Howard (Megan Ward) wasn’t in town long before everyone figured out she was really round the way girl Connie Falconeri from Bensonhurst on General Hospital. Connie had changed her name and history decades earlier to forget about the old neighborhood and her childhood sweetheart Sonny Corinthos (Maurice Benard). The re-christened Kate did a great job keeping the past in the past, until she became involved with Sonny again as an adult. Unfortunately for Port Charles’ answer to Anna Wintour, no one informed her that dating the dimpled don meant you might need to invest more in bullet proof vests than the latest couture!

After being shot on her wedding day—and later finding out that Sonny had slept with his four-time ex-wife Carly (Laura Wright)—Kate ended things with the corrupt coffee importer. Flash forward to 2011, when Kate returned to Port Charles just in time to help a post-Brenda (Vanessa Marcil Giovinazzo) Sonny pick up the pieces.

This time something was different about Kate (Kelly Sullivan). No, I’m not talking about the newly recast face, or the questionable style choices for a supposed fashionista. Something else about Kate was a little…off. When Kate was found standing in her bloody wedding gown, looking as nutty as a box of Cracker Jacks, fans knew something was terribly wrong with the Crimson queen.

It turned out, Connie Falconeri, the Bensonhurst version of herself that Kate Howard shed years before, was back and determined to destroy Kate and Sonny’s romance forever! So far, Connie has made a pass at her cousin Olivia’s boyfriend Steve (Scott Reeves), Kate’s shrink Dr. Ewen (Nathin Butler) and even screwed Sonny’s mortal enemy Johnny Zacchara (Brandon Barash) to make her goal a reality.

Those aforementioned stunts were tame compared to what she did to poor Ewen’s skull when he tried to have her committed! Then there’s that whole business of the gun found in Kate’s office, that was used to shoot out Anthony Zacchara’s (Bruce Weitz) tires, thus killing Starr Manning’s (Kristen Alderson) family. I wonder, if Kate/Connie turns out to be responsible for Cole and Hope’s deaths, will Starr will be able to forgive her? I mean, practically the songbird’s entire family back home in Llanview suffers from DID, so she should be sorta empathetic, no?

No. 9: Jessica Buchanan/Tess/Bess/Wes, One Life to Live

Some girls get their eyes from their mothers; others their witty personalities, or curvy bottoms. What Jessica Buchanan (Bree Williamson) inherited from her mama, however, isn’t anything to write a hip-hop song about! When Niki Smith, the rowdy alter of distinguished publishing queen Victoria Lord (Erika Slezak) took Viki’s young daughter to a bar—inadvertently allowing the child to be molested—Jessie’s alternate personality Tess took over to help Jessica endure the tragedy.

When Tess re-emerged many years later, she wasn’t nearly as concerned with keeping Jess safe, as she was behaving like a wannabe Paris Hilton, complete with the bed-hopping and the social diseases. Much like her mother Viki split into both the outrageous Niki and sensible, gatekeeper Jean personas, Jess not only had Tess, but know-it-all Bess lurking beneath her alabaster skin. If that wasn’t kooky enough, at one point our troubled heroine also morphed into a horny, hetero dude named Wes! It’s a wonder the Lord-Buchanans didn’t set up a Friends and Family discount plan at St. Ann’s psychiatric hospital.

No. 8: Beth Raines/Lorelei, Guiding Light

The township of Springfield was mourning the loss of heroine Beth Raines (Beth Chamberlin), when Bill Lewis (Daniel Cosgrove) happened upon a sassy, Southern fried Beth doppelganger named Lorelei Hills in 2001 on Guiding Light. Wild, wanton Lorelei was nothing like pristine Beth, and proved it by having a raunchy fling with the much younger Bill and later getting mixed up with the late Beth’s nefarious husband, Prince Edmund (David Andrew McDonald) of San Cristobel!

Edmund hired Lorelei to impersonate Beth. He wanted to strike back at his beloved’s wealthy, former in-laws, the Spauldings. Little did he (or Lorelei) realize, she was in fact the believed dead Beth Raines, suffering from a split personality! The Beth/Lorelei saga proved so popular, it got it’s own mass market novelization, Lorelei’s Guiding Light, written by Lorelei herself!

No. 7: Alexis Davis/”Kristina”, General Hospital

Alexis Davis (Nancy Lee Grahn) knows a thing or three about having more than one identity on General Hospital. Okay, so she never truly suffered from DID; Natasha Davidovich most certainly faked having the psychological disorder in order to beat a murder rap!

To keep from going to prison after offing maniacal arms dealer Luis Alcazar (Ted King), Alexis started sporting tacky, red wigs, successfully convincing authorities she had taken on the persona of her dead sister Kristina. You see, Lexie held Alcazar—along with her baby daddy Sonny (Maurice Benard)—responsible for the young woman’s death. The fact that Alcazar also left Alexis helpless, pregnant and suffering from contractions, was enough for the usually law-abiding, legal eagle’s Cassadine instincts to kick into high gear.

Although the “DID made me do it” defense (for which she cited One Life to Live’s Todd Manning’s own faked DID escapade) worked, it temporarily cost Alexis custody of Kristina (daughter, not dead sister). The infant was awarded to her legal father Ned Ashton (Wally Kurth). Never fear, our plucky Alexis decided to dress up as a male butler named Dobson to infiltrate the Quartermaine mansion and be close to her tyke. Kate/Connie couldn’t have a better attorney handling her case.

No. 6: Kimberly Brady/Lacey/Clare, Days of Our Lives

All it took for tragic, Days of Our Lives heroine Kimberly Brady Donovan’s (Patsy Pease) DID to be trigged was a hit-and-run accident. The trauma resulted in Kim flashing back to unspeakable sexual abuse at the hands of her uncle Eric. Enter Kim’s alters Lacey and Clare, who ran amuck in Salem during 1992-93.

While other soap heroines with DID tend to have at least one non-murderous alter, BOTH Lacey and Clare were out for blood! Lacey killed a man who tried to rape Kim and Clare shot Kim’s big brother Roman (Wayne Northrop). Luckily, Kim’s sister-in-law and bestie Dr. Marlena Evans (Deidre Hall) was able to prove Kim wasn’t in her right frame of mind when she committed those crimes against her friends, lovers and brothers.

No. 5: Sharlene Frame/Sharly/Kate, Another World

It isn’t any wonder Sharlene Frame (Anna Holbrook) had trouble keeping her identities straight on Another World. When she was a kid, her sicko brother Jason (Chris Robinson) pimped her out to his pals for money! Sharlene’s first alter—the brash, flame-haired Sharly—didn’t appear until decades later, while Sharlene was newlywed to Vietnam vet Dr. John Hudson (David Forsythe). Sharly quickly got herself entangled in a steamy fling with dashing politico Grant Harrison (the late Dack Rambo). The affair resulted in Sharlene’s lookalike niece Frankie (Alice Barrett) being mistakenly kidnapped by Grant’s brother Ryan (Paul Michael Valley), on orders of the image-conscious Harrison patriarch Spencer (David Hedison)!

Eventually, Sharlene sought help from Dr. Taylor Benson. That heifer was more interested in giving John some of her bedside manner than helping Sharlene or Sharly! Everyone believed Sharlene had died in 1991, courtesy of an explosion caused by Dr. Benson. However, in 1994 a brunette named Kate Baker moved to Bay City with her foster children. Soon it was revealed that Kate was another of Sharlene’s personalities, who had kicked in following the blast! John and Sharlene reunited and lived happily ever after — until he cheated with one of her best pals, romance novelist Felicia Gallant (Linda Dano).

No. 4: Eden Capwell/Lisa/Channing/Suzanne, Santa Barbara

While childhood sexual abuse is generally what causes DID, Santa Barbara’s Eden Capwell Castillo’s (Marcy Walker) bout with the mental illness was triggered by having witnessed one of her mother Sophia’s (Judith McConnell) extramarital trysts with Lionel Lockridge (Nicholas Coster) as a young girl. Decades later (and just in time for Walker to exit the series in 1991!), Eden’s DID flared up, causing her to morph into her dead brother Channing, who promptly shot Sophia! This turn of events recalled the soap’s origin story, which saw Sophia accidentally killiing Channing five years prior to SB’s 1984 premiere. Eden also split into a bitchy dame named Lisa for a time.

Sadly, Eden went tumbling over the side of a cliff to a watery death, amid her struggles with multiple personalities. Or so we thought! Shortly after Eden’s “death”, her widower Cruz (A Martinez) met an artist named Suzanne. Whaddya know, Suzanne was really Eden! Eventually Eden left town and Cruz started dating the real Suzanne (Terri Garber), who had been a girlhood chum of Eden’s.

No. 3: Dr. Sonni Carrera/Solita, Guiding Light

Perhaps the most convoluted multiple personality story in the history of soaps was that of Dr. Sonni Carrera (Michelle Forbes) and her twin sister/alter Solita on Guiding Light from 1987-89. Sonni was the first wife of Oklahoma oil scion Josh Lewis (Robert Newman). The presumed dead, Venezuelan beauty turned up in Springfield just in time to catch Josh on the rebound from Reva Shayne (Kim Zimmer). The pair picked up where they left off, and eventually remarried. Too bad for Josh, Sonni was screwing his best friend Will Jeffries, and plotting to kill the Lewis Oil exec!

It was ol’ obliging Reva to the rescue when Will and Sonni (Whom he called “Solita”) caused Josh to drive off a bridge to an icy death (What was it with Jeva and bridges?!). After believing she had killed Will, “Solita” was stunned when he turned up alive. She convinced him that it was Josh who had tried to murder him. However, by that point Reva had shown Josh photographic proof of Will and Sonni/Solita’s dastardly affair. Perpetual thorn in the Lewis clan’s side, Alan Spaulding (Christopher Bernau and Daniel Pilon) got himself all up in the Sonni/Solita mix and ended up getting shot by the loca chica for his efforts!

By this point in time, everyone believed Solita wasn’t really Solita, she was Sonni (Whew!). Will and Sonni/Solita managed to kidnap Reva and Alan, holding them hostage at the old Carrera estate, where they planned to off them both. This time it was Bud to the rescue! Will was once again presumed dead—at the hands of his lady love— and Sonni, Solita, or whoever this trick was calling herself by this point, was taken back to Springfield to stand trial.

When “Sonni’s” testimony proved to have more holes in it than a Swiss cheese sandwich served at Company, Josh and Reva headed to Venezuela to figure out what was what and who was who! They found “Solita’s” grave and wrongly assumed “Sonni” had killed her sister. As it turned out, Sonni had caugh a major beat down by the girls’ vile padre, when the old man saw whom he thought had been Solita and Will in a clench. The jerk couldn’t even tell his own daughters apart! Not that it mattered, because when the real Solita came home, he beat her tail too! Devastated, Solita killed herself and Sonni took on her dead sister’s persona out of guilt. Not exactly Sweet Valley High, huh?

No. 2: Carrie Marler/Carrie Todd, Guiding Light

For Ross Marler (Jerry verDorn) Carrie Todd (Jane Elliot) was more than simply the girl who got away on Guiding Light circa 1981-82. When blackmailing, double dealers Diane Ballard and Joe Bradley both turned up dead, no one suspected fun-loving Spaulding Enterprises employee Carrie may be the culprit. That is until Carrie confessed by mailing half the population of Springfield suicide notes, copping to the crimes!

It turned out, Carrie’s life had been ruined by Diane, who had caused Carrie’s husband Todd to kill himself, following an accounting scheme gone wrong back in Milwaukee. Carrie was so distraught over losing the man she loved, she had to be institutionalized, while the baby she bore Todd was put up for adoption! If that wasn’t enough to make someone push a wench into a fireplace, I don’t know what was!

Swell gal that she was, Carrie accidentally offed Joe, while trying to convince him not to blackmail Ross and their friends. After Carrie vanished without a trace, Ross tracked her down and ultimately discovered the woman was suffering from three distinct split personalities. In 1982, all of the Carries headed for England for therapy, leaving and Springfield behind.

No. 1: Victoria Lord/Niki Smith/Tori/Jean/Tommy, One Life to Live

There isn’t enough HTML code to properly sum up Victoria Lord’s (Gillian Spencer, Erika Slezak) battles with DID, as they spanned the soap opera One Life to Live’s entire run (1968-2012). As it was originally conceived, reserved, WASPy Viki split into bar-hopping Niki Smith as a result of all the pressures placed on her by her tyrannical father, publishing tycoon Victor Lord.

It was later revealed that Viki’s split personalities were the result of something much more sinister — the girlhood sexual abuse Viki suffered at the hands of the Lord partriarch! For decades, Viki struggled to keep Niki and her other various alters (Jean, Tori, Tommy) at bay. For some reason (namely Sweeps periods and Daytime Emmy reels), she never quite managed to stay integrated though. We wouldn’t have had it any other way!

SoapClassics Releases New GUIDING LIGHT DVD: Farewell To Springfield!

SoapClassics has released a new GUIDING LIGHT DVD today, “Farewell To Springfield.”

The set features the final ten episodes of the series that aired in September 2009.

In the final two weeks, the Springfield community came together for a double wedding, and many lives are changed forever as couples reunited, friends from the past returned, and a longtime villain died.

The Bauers, Spauldings, Reardons, Coopers were all there along with Otalia, The Four Musekteers and more. As the final episode faded to black, Reva and Josh drove away to their happy ending.

The latest DVDs and all the previous sets are available now at SoapClassics.com.

DAYS OF OUR LIVES Stars Deidre Hall & Chandler Massey On GOOD DAY LA!

DAYS OF OUR LIVES star Deidre Hall and Chandler Massey appeared on GOOD DAY LA on Monday morning to talk about Will’s coming out storyline (and the positive reaction it has received, the longevity of the show, Deidre Hall playing a grandma and more.

Soap Opera MAD MEN and the term “soap opera”!

From Matt Zoller Seitz at Vulture: “Dark Shadows” was a great title, self-reflexive in a good way. It tied in with the overall darkness of this season, with its free-floating unease and threats of random violence, at the same time that it name-checked the beloved, campy vampire soap that provided grist for the Julie-Megan scene. “I’ve seen a soap opera,” Megan told her actress pal Julie, who was auditioning for a then-new show titled DARK SHADOWS. “I haven’t seen one this bad.” Then she allowed that she’d love to win a part in “crap” like DARK SHADOWS, speaking for every actor who has ever drawn breath. Throughout, the episode examined and mocked the phrase “soap opera” even as it embraced its basic pleasure: the thrill of watching people say and do dramatic things as stridently and inelegantly as possible.

NBC committed to Will’s storyline on DAYS OF OUR LIVES!

Bruce Evans, the NBC executive who is in charge of the show, assured a fan from Portland, Oregon that the storyline would continue, saying, “We wouldn’t have gone there if we didn’t think it had real value, and boy, has Chandler [Massey] just batted it out of the park. Certainly, we care about fan reaction and things that are written. But we also have to stay the course. Fans have various favorites, and they want you to pull to them. If we tried to satisfy everyone, we wouldn’t have a show.”

Yvonne Zima OUT at Y&R! But is Someone Else Being Shown The Front Door Too? !

Many soap fans, and in particular those who watch the number soap, The Young and the Restless will be pleased with this bit of news courtesy of Nelson Branco of Soap Opera Uncensored! The most hated character probably in the history of the soap, Daisy, is finally being written out! That means her portrayer, the also heavily maligned, Yvonne Zima is out! According to Branco, “Insiders confirmed that Zima has been let go from Y&R, and she won’t be back. The actress filmed her last scenes this week!”

However, that is not all folks! Branco also reports that another controversial actor has been let go at Y&R! But he cannot reveal whom, as it would spoil a major story twist!” However, he did give a hint! “The actor in question will finish filming his last scenes next week.

Charles Shaughnessy last airdate May 23rd!

Charles Shaughnessy: The ISA superspy, who came back for a brief run, last airs on May 23. “There is a scene where I believe in the middle of the craziness, and trying to bring Stefano down, Roman says to Shane, ‘I’m just going to HQ to check on a couple of things. You want to come with me?’” previews Shaughnessy. “Shane answers yes and that is the last you see of Shane. It happens. [Laughs]. When I first came on the show, they told me that one of the Hortons, I can’t remember who it was, but apparently one of the Hortons went to get some extra bedding in the attic and came down 20 years later fully grown.”

Soap Opera Digest: Stuff we know and shouldn’t tell you!

“We’re hearing that Christie Clark – who wrapped taping last month – will be headed back to Salem soon…”

“Molly Burnett’s contract is up in June, and word around the set is that she won’t be renewing it. The actress made her first appearance in Salem in July 08 and was nominated for a Daytime Emmy in 2010. Though she reportedly had to turn down offers for outside gigs, she still managed to film some guest spots: In April, Burnett appeared on an episode of CSI: New York. Her other credits since she joined Days include True Blood and Good Luck Charlie.”

Interview with Patrick Muldoon!

What have you been up to since you left Days?
Things have been going. Everything’s cool. Right now I’m just songwriting. The past couple of weeks since Days has been about music. That’s pretty much it.

Tell us what happened…
Well, as you know, we heard that there were some problems going on with the writers, Darrell and Marlene. When those rumors start going around, everybody kind of gets nervous. Especially, the actors that came in with Marlene and Darrell. It’s just kind of par for the course with daytime. If you come in with a writing regime, those actors usually get nervous if there’s word that those writers are being let go. So it wasn’t such a terrible shock. Although, it was a bummer. We all love working together. We all love Days of Our Lives. So it’s sad. In daytime, it’s like a family situation. A lot of us have known each other for twenty years. When this all happened again, obviously we were looking forward to that kind of family reunion and working with each other again. It lasted almost a year, so it was great while it lasted.

We’ve heard horror stories about actors finding out they were let go through Twitter or magazines. Did anything like that happen?
No. Not at all. There were rumors about Marlene and Darrell, and there were calls that came from upstairs. That’s pretty much how it went down.

Were you surprised when they let the writers go?
Sure. Of course. It was all a surprise. We get our scripts, and our job is the acting part. Whatever is going on behind the scenes as far as managing the show, we’re not really privy to that. It was a bit of a surprise for all of us.

What did you think of the writing?
I thought Marlene and Darrell did a great job. The thing is, essentially a lot of the supercouples got broken up. That’s kind of a long process. The sad thing about it is we only go half way through that process.You’ve got to break them up for story and then either put them together or build relationships and put them together with other people. We only got to the end of the break up. Austin’s story was what happens when you lose the love of your life. That’s the acting job I’ve had: to express the emotions and what somebody goes through when that’s happening. As an actor, it’s great stuff to get your teeth into. When you hit those notes, you get some first class drama. There was a lot of great drama that went on.

What did you think about the Abigail story when you first heard about it?
I was excited because it was kind of not your average soap opera story. I thought it was really kind of original. It was like a Lolita story or a Fatal Attraction story. I thought how it was written was fantastic.

What can we expect to see between now and when Austin exits?
There’s some big things that happen. I’ll say that. It’s not like we just blow out. I won’t say that we go out with a bang, but we go out with some pretty big drama.

Is it a sudden exit or is there a lead up to it?
I don’t know if I can talk too much about that. I don’t want to give anything away. I want you all to be surprised.

What are the chances you’ll return?
What are the chances? I have no idea. I heard some rumors of Christie coming back. Those are kind of flying around. I haven’t heard about me. I guess I can tell you that we don’t die. The door is open. I would love to. There’s tons of story for us. The main story to tell is the side of the character that people probably wanted to see from me, the heroic kind of warrior side to him. If there’s a chance of me coming back, I definitely would hope that I would ride back into town a lot stronger.


In The Year 2011!

Madison’s daughter was born premature and then put on a respirator. Scott was determined to win Madison back, so he asked Greenlee for an advance on his salary to rent a bigger place for when Madison and the baby were ready to go home. Madison and Ryan decided to name their newborn daughter, Sara Lavery. Tragically, Sara developed pneumonia and a bacterial infection in her blood. Ryan was stunned when the doctors broke the news to him that Sara had died. Madison was devastated when Ryan told her about the passing of their little girl. The survivors from the explosion at the quarry managed to dig their way out. All but Asher were unharmed. Asher suffered a spinal injury that left him temporarily paralyzed. Griffin and Kendall continued to work together to uncover proof that Ricky had killed Zach. Ricky surprised Kendall with a wedding proposal. Kendall was forced to agree to marry Ricky to keep him from growing suspicious. Griffin uncovered proof that Ricky had known Diana. Ricky was shocked to learn that Kendall hadn’t told Spike and Ian about their wedding plans. Jane, Erica’s look-alike, found that it wasn’t easy to walk in Erica’s shoes. Jane recalled having plastic surgery to look like Erica. Jane’s odd behavior as Erica raised a few eyebrows, but Jane managed to cover her mistakes. Meanwhile, the real Erica tried to bribe her guard to release her from captivity. Erica was curious if Jane had people in her life who would notice Jane missing. A woman with an uncanny resemblance to Dixie managed to draw a star on her prison wall before she passed out.

Thomas and Brooke repeatedly discussed their joint hallucination on the island. Brooke insisted that they had to tell Ridge that they did not know what had happened while they were reacting to the berries. Thomas refused. Katie and Bill did not have a heartwarming reunion, and Bill had another makeout session with Steffy. Thomas took some berries, which he had stuck in his pocket on the island, to a lab friend for analysis. The lab technician said the berries caused feelings of grandeur, heightened sexual attraction, and more, but had no residual effects. Taylor accidentally consumed one of the berries and hallucinated. She relived a long-before, happy moment when Ridge had proposed to her at St. Thomas. She became amorous when she thought that Whip was Ridge. Whip became concerned when Taylor gasped for breath, and he called paramedics. Thomas showed up and realized Taylor had consumed the berries and had suffered an allergic reaction. Tawny continued to intercept and answer Liam’s text messages to Hope. Liam, thinking Hope no longer wanted a relationship with him, agreed to move in with Amber.

After spending some quality time with Sami, Rafe got his memory back, and he and Sami made love. Later, Sami and Rafe warned fake Rafe that he and the DiMera’s would pay for trying to ruin their lives. Brady offered Victor partial control of Titan in exchange for Troy’s contact. Taylor seemed suspicious about what Nicole had on E.J. that would force him to stay married to her. Brady vowed to get revenge for Arianna, and then accidentally blurted out to Taylor that E.J. was indirectly responsible for her death. Stunned by what Brady told her, an emotional Taylor rushed over to the DiMera mansion and confronted E.J. Reluctantly, E.J. admitted to Taylor his involvement with Troy, but explained that he had never ordered Troy to run down Arianna. Angry and repulsed at seeing E.J.’s true colors, Taylor stormed out of the mansion to be alone with her thoughts. Jennifer and Daniel went out on their first date. Later, Daniel felt jealous when Jennifer bumped into an old friend who asked her out a date. Jennifer assured Daniel that she enjoyed his company and did not want to date anyone else. Melanie and Dario seemed at odds, but neither could admit that they were attracted to each other. Victor encouraged Melanie to make things right with Maggie, and Hope told Maggie not to give up on Victor. Chloe hooked up with Quinn again after she saw Jennifer and Daniel kissing. In a flashback scene, E.J. handed over control of the drug cartel to Quinn.

Jax took custody of Josslyn, while Carly was in San Antonio with Sonny. Jax uncovered some alarming information about Shawn, which he shared with Carly in an attempt to discredit Shawn. Shawn decided to resign, so that Jax couldn’t use him against Carly. Carly accused Jax of slowly trying to drive her out of Josslyn’s life. Sonny reunited Brenda with her son, Alec. Brenda confessed to Jax that she didn’t feel the same instant connection to Alec that she had felt toward Lucian. Brenda continued to harbor resentment because Sonny had asked Carly to join the rescue mission, instead of Brenda. Ethan was stunned when Kristina offered a few of her herbal supplements to him. Ethan warned Kristina that the pills were actually narcotics. Kristina confronted Lisa about the deception, but Lisa claimed that Kristina had known all along that the pills weren’t herbal supplements. Ethan went to Johnny with his concerns about Lisa. Johnny realized that Lisa was mentally and emotionally unstable. Patrick suspected that Lisa was behind his sudden credit card problems. Lisa took steps to frame Patrick for Robin’s murder by arranging for a gas leak in the basement of the Drakes’ home. Robin unwittingly walked into Lisa’s trap. Lisa locked Robin in the basement, hopeful that Robin would be dead within an hour, but Robin managed to turn the tables on Lisa. Alexis had concerns about Jason and Sam having a baby together because of the danger surrounding Jason. Sam assured Jason that she would understand if he decided that he didn’t want to have children.

John and Brody found Dr. Buhari’s murdered body. Wes helped Marty evade capture. Natalie learned of Liam’s kidnapping from a news report on television. Marty was horrified when she was told that Marty had most likely murdered Dr. Buhari. Clint offered a substantial reward during a press conference to appeal for information leading to the recovery of his grandson. Clint made a full confession to Eddie’s murder when he realized that Blanca intended to run a story about Matthew being the killer. Clint also admitted to switching the paternity tests and sending David to prison. Nora was stunned to learn that Clint needed a heart transplant, but Clint was unlikely to get one because of his rare blood type. Clint was determined that his last act would be to save Matthew. Kelly slowly recovered from her near-fatal injuries. Joey told Kelly that he knew the truth about Aubrey and Cutter. Dani realized that Matthew had killed Eddie. Nate overheard Destiny beg Dani to keep quiet about Matthew’s role in Eddie’s murder. Nate confronted Matthew in a rage and then punched Matthew. Matthew hit his head during the altercation with Nate. Nate demanded that Matthew go to the police to admit the truth about Eddie. A man, bearing a strong resemblance to Todd prior to the plastic surgery, emerged from a catatonic state after eight years. Agent Baker, the man in charge of the project involving the man with Todd’s old face, explained that they had a few things to discuss, starting with John McBain. Agent Baker also accused his prisoner of taking something that Agent Baker wanted returned.

After the crash, Tucker needed immediate surgery for a brain bleed. Tucker fell into a coma. Kay found a loophole in Tucker’s living will that allowed him to remain on a ventilator. In order to protect Abby, Ashley said that she’d driven the car. Diane told Detective Mauro that she had seen the car run Tucker down on purpose. Because of her accusations against Ashley, Victor banished Diane from the ranch and left her penniless. Tucker’s lawyer, McGinnis, revealed that Tucker’s wishes were for Kay to take over McCall Unlimited if he was incapacitated. Tucker also wanted the search for his missing son to continue. The cause of Jana’s death was a brain aneurism. Chloe and Billy fought over Delia’s custody. Daniel felt pressured by Phyllis, Billy, and Victoria. Lily was surprised when Colin couldn’t see Cane, but frightened when the twins could. Piper reminded Sharon of Cassie. Colin met with the imposter Cane and revealed his plan to drive Lily mad so he could raise his grandchildren as Atkinsons. To vex Victor, Adam let Diane live with him. Abby confessed to Ashley, Traci, and Jack that she had manipulated Tucker and Diane to meet at the cabin. Ashley was arrested for attempted murder.

PREVIEWS FOR NEXT WEEK!

Monday, May 21st
The sting operation leads to Stefano’s arrest; Carrie must break the news about Rafe to Austin; Victor confesses to stealing Maggie’s harvested eggs.

Tuesday, May 22nd
A man from the CIA demands Stefano’s release; Carrie buys a pregnancy test; Lucas and Sami talk.

Wednesday, May 23rd
Carrie struggles to come to terms with her situation; Rafe checks on Nicole; Daniel confirms to Lexie that she doesn’t have much time left; John, Marlena, Bo and Hope remember the terrible things Stefano has done.

Thursday, May 24th
Gabi asks Will about getting a job with E.J.; Stefano hosts a lunch for Lexie; Bo and Hope spend the day together.

Friday, May 25th
Lexie collapses; Austin and Carrie run into Rafe and Nicole at Daniel’s office; E.J. and Will talk about Sami; Kate gives Sami advice regarding Will.

Felicia finds comfort from Anna.
Edward and Monica get upsetting news.
Sonny faces off with with Todd.
ELQ is on Edward, Tracy and Monica’s minds.
Connie and Johnny both claim responsibilty for the tire shooting that led to the death of Cole and Hope.
Both Sam and Molly see Jason and Liz together.
Elizabeth encourages Jason to mend things with Sam and be there for her and the baby.
Kristina shows up.
The Quartermaine’s learn serial killer Franco is a long-lost member of the family.

Bill and Justin track down Deacon
Bill asks Deacon to break up Hope and Liam
Deacon waits for a chance to turn the tables
Hope’s therapy explores her “daddy issues”
Brooke confronts Steffy
Steffy demands that Liam make a choice: Steffy or Hope!
Brooke retaliates against Ridge for choosing Steffy over Hope by inviting an inflammatory wedding guest
Rick realizes that Brooke was right about Amber
Caroline tells Thomas why Karen doesn’t want him to know about Danielle
Katie shocks Bill with the surprise of a lifetime
Bill’s strong reaction shocks Katie in return
Bill’s opposition to Katie’s decision grows

Noah returns
Nikki discovers the truth about Sharon and Victor
Ricky approaches Danny for information
Christine explains Cane’s impossible choices
Sofia decides the future of her marriage

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The 25 Best Things About The Vampire Diaries Season 3

May 18th, 2012

Oh No They Didn't!

The Vampire Diaries executive producer Julie Plec wasn't messing around when she named Season 3 the "Season of the Originals." Whether you liked him or not (let's be real: you liked him) Klaus's influence has been so profound over the past, say, thirty episodes, that his introduction to the show has transcended the normal story arc and become integral to the saga. It's no wonder he wasn't killed off! But the most impressive thing about Season 3 is that even though many of its storylines were dictated by ancient outsiders, the show still took the time to involve the main characters in new and exciting ways. We got unexpected team-ups (Katherine and Jeremy! Bonnie and Matt!), truly moving moments with formerly useless parents, even an ambitious plotline engineered to turn a beloved character into a total villain. There were so many moving parts, spinning plates, and, I don't know, somersaulting dolphins, that were handled perfectly this season that it's impossible not to be impressed by just how much was pulled off.
Like, has there ever been a nine-episode stretch of any TV show as flawless as the first nine of this season? (Okay ONE flaw: Damon's haircut.) At the time I wondered how the season could keep raising the stakes (a vampire vampire hunter? Ghosts?) and still stick the landing. If we're being honest here, Season 3 may have stumbled a bit toward the end: The Stefan-turning-good storyline felt rushed and unsatisfying; three new characters were way sucky (Bill, Abby, Sage); Esther's schemes seemed haphazard and random; Elena deciding she HAD to make a romantic decision felt really arbitrary. So yeah, there WERE issues. But man, the first half of this season was just incredible. But you know what? I'm gonna stop boring you with vague assessments and start giving you some cold hard facts (of my opinions)!

Here are my picks for the absolute best things about Season 3:

1. Scary Stefan


For as much as I am a bragging, stubborn, know-it-all, few things bring me more pleasure in entertainment than being proven wrong. The biggest way this season proved me wrong was in just how long, painful, and amazing Stefan's descent into villainy was. After Season 2's cliffhanger, I truly thought he'd be bad for about two episodes and the show would move on to another plotline. There was a precedent for this: His Season 1 addiction issues went away right quick. And, you know…

This hinges on a love triangle! How could it make the dashing romantic lead truly despicable? Well, this show went there. Not only was Stefan reprehensible for most of Season 3, but in a weird way he was WAY more fun. Seriously:

It was clear the show would be getting a lot of mileage out of his return to normalcy, but I suspect the writers were having SO MUCH FUN writing Stefan as a murderous badass that, way too late in the season, they were like, "Oh no, we've only got four episodes to turn him good now!" That transition wasn't nearly as fun, but, you know, points for trying.

2. Tyler Comes Out to His Mom


Shortly before Season 3 began, I explicitly asked Julie Plec why an ensemble cast of this size hadn't yet introduced a gay character. (It's basically my job to be annoying, guys!) We all know she did sortaintroduce a gay character this season (ugh, don't get me started) but her main answer was that this show is frequently about the gay experience even if there aren't gay characters. And boy, that was never truer than in this small but, to me, extraordinary moment between Tyler and his mother.

Okay, putting aside my ridiculous theory that one of these actors MIGHT be in love with the other, what we got was a scene where a son bravely showed his powerful, slightly bigoted mother just who he really is. And then, with almost no hesitation, she accepted him. Good stuff, Ms. Plec. I apologize for hasslin' you.

3. The Motel Room Incident


Okay, I ain't no 'shipper. But I do have eyes and a beating heart and so this sequence was just goooood! While TVD has given us plenty of scenes that established Elena's love for Stefan over and over and over again, her somewhat flirtation with Damon hadn't really been explored. Sure, he kissed her that one time and she often looked indecisive when confronted with his feelings, but if you ever thought anything REAL was happening between Elena and Damon, then you'd let your imagination run away with you. That is, until THIS moment, when Elena (understandably) let her horniness get the better of her. She IS 18 after all!










Get it, Elena!

4. Klaus and Caroline


I mean, come on. This plotline was just great. For one thing, I love when a villain gets reformed and so Klaus' interactions with Caroline went a long way toward humanizing him.

In my opinion this plotline is widely misinterpreted as romantic when I found it much bigger and deeper than a simple love story. First of all, it's only romantic if you're assuming Klaus wants a girlfriend. I think it's more about what Klaus sees in Caroline (kindess, humanity) and how he wants to be around THAT for the rest of eternity rather than an interchangeable army of useless hybrids (or a former friend who doesn't love him back!). In exchange he can offer Caroline a life OUTSIDE of Mystic Falls. Because let's be honest, it's kind of hilarious to think immortal monsters-slash-superheroes are going to want to finish their high school educations and remain in a tiny, terrible town. If any of you have ever been a teenager who dreamed of escaping their home town, Klaus' offer probably resonated. I'm slightly disappointed that there wasn't more of a pay-off here; Caroline remained pretty into Tyler, despite him being the best boyfriend—'Member when he vervained her at Homecoming? But at least the season-ending reveal that Klaus now lives in Tyler's body will create an interesting wrinkle for Season 4. That's something.


5. The Phone Call


If I had one major complaint about this show—and it's a complaint that's sort of a compliment, really—it's that it oftentimes moves too fast for any real sense of longing or subtlety. But this scene took the time to stop everything and just let a moment play out, and man was it great.


Even though Stefan was so far gone into Ripperdom that he couldn't bring himself to speak to Elena, just hearing her voice provided enough of a tether to hold onto. His descent into darkness was far from over, but this scene gave all Stefan fans hope that deep down he was still the boring old romantic hero they'd fallen in love with.

6. Returning Favorites


Although this next highlight could ALSO be deemeed one of this season's flaws in that it completely removed the high-stakes finality of death itself, as a viewer there are few things more joyful than getting to see old favorites again. Even a brief and suitably useless cameo from Jenna in the finale gave me chills. Jenna! Anyway, because Jeremy had died, he could now see ghosts. And so could Matt, right? But not Elena or Alaric? Don't ask me. So that's why this season was really "The Season of the Originals (Plus Ghosts!)."

I mean, even the TOMB VAMPIRES got to come back! Loved how Caroline just HANDLED them:

But, I'm sorry, one of my favorite moments of the entire season was this part:

7. Caroline's Rescue


Let's not talk about how much I hated the Bill Forbes stuff. Because BOY did I. It was unfocused (sunlight and torture fixes vampires? What about magic and/or science, you a-hole?) and sickening in its message (gays are villains too? Good thing we leap-frogged that whole normal-representation thing and gays are back to being TV villains again!). Whoops, I'm ranting. Sorry, guys, this piece is supposed to be about highlights! Moving on… Anyway, the culmination of this otherwise troubling plotline was the redemption of a previously useless character: Sheriff Forbes!


Sheriff Forbes and Tyler's team-up was just straight-up satisfying. And touching! Maybe I'm just a sucker for when characters scoop up other characters into their arms and carry them away. But still: You treat Caroline well and I'll like you.

8. This:

9. Rebekah the High School Student


Rebekah is a great character. Just a straight up great character. From her introduction as Stefan's '20s-era love interest, to her surprisingly fluid motivations, she too became just as essential to the season as Klaus was. But the thing I loved most about her (aside from Claire Holt's terrific performance) was just how teenage she was. Who could've guessed that a one thousand-year-old vampire would be a better high school student than the actual high school students?

I mean, like most teens she spent a lot of time sleeping:

She had her heart broken repeatedly:

She made friends and enemies on the regular:

She'd put her trust in untrustworthy people:

She liked to get her swerve on:

And she was completely susceptible to developing school-girl crushes on the boy next door:

Not to mention the fact that out of all the characters SHE was the one who was most into attending high school and getting involved in its extracurriculars. Planning school dances, going out for cheer, enjoying the school bonfire, brown-nosing her history teacher. Seriously, Rebekah's devotion to her teenage years was so touching that it made me forgive her occasionally murderous ways as just being normal teenage mood-swings. Thoughout the season both she and Klaus were revealed to be supremely lonely, sensitive people, and I was pretty instantly hooked on them. SO GLAD she wasn't killed off (I seriously thought she would be), and I can't wait to see what she'll get up to in Season 4. Prom, hopefully!

10. Detective Katherine


Speaking of Originals, Katherine is the original awesome lady character on this show. Although she disappeared for most of the season (another reason why the second half of the season wasn't as fun?) her presence was FELT whenever she did appear. She's always consistently been motivated by self-preservation, but Season 3 showed that she also dabbles in detective work!



I mean, that wig was pretty killer. But her surprise involvement in Damon's Homecoming scheme to kill Klaus was one of the best reveals this show's pulled off yet:

The episode then concluded with Katherine doing something SO uncharacteristic and awesome: She gave Stefan good advice about life! Honestly, it's saying something when Katherine is the voice of reason in Mystic Falls, so in my opinion she cannot return fast enough.

11. Klaus and Stefan's Romance Bromance


I mean. I don't know. I am 100% reading a little too much into these scenes. Or am I? Klaus was DEFINITELY in love with Stefan, it's just a matter of what kind of love? Either way, it was downright touching to see how devoted to Stefan Klaus was. Who would've imagined that the biggest motivation for Klaus ensnaring Stefan into his schemes was Klaus' simple need for a bro-friend?

Season 3 walked the line between presenting Klaus as an irredeemable villain and also a tragic, relatable dude. Few things humanized him more than the fact that he loved his friend more than the friend loved him back. We've all been there right? (Though with less murder, hopefully.)

12. The Mystic Fall High School Fruitopia Machine

I mean, I know time doesn't pass at the same rate in Mystic Falls, but could it actually be 1994 there still?

13. Alaric's Issues


I do have some nitpicks with the Evilaric plotline, specifically how uncreative the explanation for his condition was. Why bother making him another original vampire? Couldn't we have been introduced to a supernatural creature of a different kind? Like, maybe Vampire Hunters have supernatural origins and can become endowed with super strength to kill vampires? I felt like this show flirted with the idea of otherness when Mikael woke up craving the blood of vampires, but I don't know. I just didn't really get it. Especially when Esther claimed that she'd pep-talked Alaric into having a split personality. What? Anyway, the "highlight" aspect of this plotline was how elaborate and ambitious a method it was to kill off Alaric. Obviously a decision had been made that his time was up and the writers wanted something suitably epic to accomplish that. And they did! Because wow, the seeds for his psychosis had been planted a long time in advance and the reveal was both surprising and shocking.

Then when it came time to die, it was touching how everyone united to bid farewell:

His death was ultimately pretty sad. But then TVD just had to go and end things on an awesome note:

Exciting stuff! Muddled explanation, but why complain when it WORKED? Alaric was a scary villain all of the sudden!

14. The Wickery Bridge Incident


Another reason why "Our Town" was probably my favorite episode of the season: Not only did it have that Klaus-Caroline scene, this scene was just remarkable. A truly painful moment for Elena and an unforgivable one for Stefan, his attempt to bluff Klaus by threatening to turn Elena into a vampire WHILE ALSO forcing her to relive her parents' deaths was some powerful stuff. That's why, when the show was bending over backwards to redeem Stefan in Elena's eyes, I mostly didn't buy it because THIS scene was still fresh in my memory:




Did Stefan ever actually apologize for this incident? Like an actual, explicit apology? JUST ASKING.

15. Elena's Painting Skills

16. Caroline and Tyler's Sex Life


Because this show is so mired in dark themes and ultraviolence, I truly appreciated the counter-balance of some gold, old-fashioned teenage sexin'!



17. Matt and Jeremy's Bromance


It's hard being a human being in Mystic Falls—not only do you stand a big chance of getting brutally murdered, the writers don't really know what to do with you most of the time. Fortunately they found a pretty charming recurring element for Jeremy and Matt: Making them co-workers! Honestly, sometimes a show lives and dies by the strength of its bromances and TVD really stepped it up this season. As both Jeremy and Matt dealt with some heady, ghost-related issues, it was nice to see that these two could bond over something other than, I don't know, preacher curls?

The latter half of the season sent Jeremy away and had Matt more focused on Elena's problems, but here's to hoping these two kids will get to spend some more quality time together in Season 4.

18. The Soccer Ball Incident


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Oh, Klaus! Now THAT is how you bust down a front door! With a 1-lb inflatable ball! I love that Klaus was originally introduced as this brilliant mastermind who'd spent years forming a scheme, enlisting powerful witches, body-switch spells, and the like while also remaining ten steps ahead of everyone. But by the end he was just some bratty vampire kicking soccer balls at houses and throwing tantrums in front yards. We've all been there Klaus. As children.

19. Drownin' Around


As I said in my recap, you could probably score ANY footage with a Sigur Ros song and it'll be resplendent. But if you're going to do it, it might as well be to a scene as haunting, beautiful and emotional as this one in which Elena's present-day underwater trauma was intercut with her memory of losing her parents in a similar fashion:

Don't get me wrong, the scene verged on comical in how long Elena was able to hold her breath while meaningfully interacting with other characters and not unbuckling her seatbelt, but still: DANG. She drowned. (And Stefan LET her drown, which is another story.) TVD knows how to do beautiful death scenes, and this one ranked right up towards the top of the list.

20. Caroline and Damon's Brawl


This was just a brief, throw-away moment but about as crowd-pleasing as this show gets:



Go Caroline! And credit where credit's due: let it be noted that Damon clearly wasn't giving it his all, as ANY GENTLEMAN wouldn't when it comes to laying a hand on our sweet angel.

21. Wigs!


A season of The Vampire Diaries can rightfully be judged by certain elements: Romances, deaths, twists, and SILLY WIGS. In that category alone this season really brought its A-game.



22. The Horror!


Another thing this show tends to do well (when it's in the mood) is to spin tension and dread from very simple horror scenarios. Seriously, this show can be scary sometimes! My favorite horror movie moments in Season 3 definitely involved the Mystic Falls slasher, both before we knew who he was…

…And after.

23. Elena's Brief Foray Into Independence


A good (albeit temporary) side-effect of Stefan's descent into darkness was Elena's brief attempt to not be co-dependent on a Salvatore. At one point Alaric even trained her to physically FIGHT off Stefan if need be.



It was the first time in a long time where I actually sympathized with Elena and felt like she had her head on straight. No more suicidal martyrdom or over-reliance on the dudes in her life: She was taking care of business. That's unfortunately why I ended the season so down on her: The split-second Stefan seemed to be coming around, she dropped this spirit like a hot potato and went right back into her mass murderer-enabling ways. Oh, Elena. I hope the vampire version of you is much cooler.

24. The Ballroom Dance


I love when The Vampire Diaries gets theatrical and "Dangerous Liaisons" was basically operatic. Put people in black-tie formal and choreograph a waltz and I'm happy every time.

But what I especially loved about this dance was how it distilled down each character relationship as it was:

Just a good, crowd-pleasing scene that enhanced the various romantic longings of each character. Jane Austen, eat your heart out. (No wait, that would be horrifying, nobody should do that.)

25. The End


Despite the slightly underwhelming storytelling of the last stretch of episodes, there's one thing few of us can disagree on: Season 3 ended AMAZINGLY.

Honestly, what a shock: Elena DIED and may now become a vampire! If we are to take this turn of events at face value, how much does it throw the entire premise of the show off the rails? Will Elena's personality get a makeover like Caroline's did? Will the two Salvatores still be as attracted to another vampire as they were to a human being? (I kinda thought that was the main attraction for them.) Is Katherine suddenly redundant? Lotta questions, you guys. And THAT'S what defines a good cliffhanger. Again, I have no idea what the writers have in store for us, so it's guaranteed to be surprising. And that's all I ask for, really. Surprise!
Best season yet. Slighty top-heavy, quality-wise, but that's not really anything to complain about. It's an exciting time to be a Vampire Diaries fan seeing as each season has improved on the last. Just to be safe, we should probably do some expectations-adjustment before Season 4, but still: I'm excited.


Now let's hit up the waterslide park! Put on your ballgown and your silliest wig and meet me at the wave pool!

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‘One Million Moms’ Goes after The Gap for New Gay Ad.

May 18th, 2012

Oh No They Didn't!

Claiming that its recent campaign against JC Penney over an image of lesbians in its catalog is having an effect, American Family Association subgroup One Million Moms is now going after The Gap for an ad featuring a gay couple.

The group writes:

Speaking of companies who are choosing to be politically correct instead of focusing on selling clothes; GAP is also guilty. In Los Angeles, CA, GAP has a billboard located downtown that reads: “GAP- BE BRIGHT- BE ONE” with two homosexual men pressed together under a shared t-shirt. They are hugging each other and facing the camera cheek-to-cheek. “BE ONE” is in large letters which emphasizes the same-sex relationship.

GAP Inc. Brands, including Old Navy, Banana Republic, Piperlime, and Athleta, does not deserve, nor will it get, money from conservative families across the country. Supporting GAP is not an option until they decide to remain neutral in the culture war. GAP needs to seriously consider how their immoral advertising affect the youth of our nation.

Christians should urge for the removal of GAP’s offensive billboard in Los Angeles and any other city where it is located. GAP will also need to cancel any plans to use the “Be One” ad campaign elsewhere including store-front posters, its website, and in print magazine ads.

The group instructs its 26 members to send the company the following action item:

As a parent and a member of OneMillionMoms.com, I am highly offended by your company’s disrespect for the millions of parents whose children will be exposed to your latest “Be One” GAP billboard ad. Selling clothes has nothing to do with a person’s sexual orientation. In attempting to be politically correct, you are offending a huge majority of your customers.

GAP Inc. Brands, including Old Navy, Banana Republic, Piperlime, and Athleta, does not deserve, nor will it get, my family’s business as a result. I will not be able to support your corporation until you decide to remain neutral in the culture war. I implore you to consider how your immoral actions affect the youth of our nation.

Please order the removal of your offensive billboard in Los Angeles and any other city it is located. Also cancel any plans to use your “Be One” ad campaign elsewhere including store front posters, your website, and in print magazine ads.

The ad features Rory O’Malley (Tony nominee for The Book of Mormon) with his boyfriend, Gerold Schroeder

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Gap is a light being made from love.

This is a Daryl Dixon post.

May 18th, 2012

Oh No They Didn't!

Contentmode films Norman Reedus wearing eyeliner and paint; fangirls spontaneously combust

Norman Reedus presented by Contentmode / Syrup films

What did/do you like (and perhaps not like so much) about modelling?

Well, I did the Prada campaign.  AT that time, they were using actors for it – John Malkovich, Joaquin [Phoenix], a Japanese actor after me, etc.  My manager at the time said, "You're up for a Prada campaign.  It's between you and Nicolas Cage."  I asked what Prada was.  He told me, "a lot of money and a free trip to Paris."  It was a no-brainer.  I'm not the happiest when I'm just standing, getting my picture taken to be honest.  I've known people that are good at it… I'm not that comfortable, really.

What do you think distinguishes The Walking Dead from others of the same genre on television currently?

We have really dedicated people attached that love being involved, all the way from the top to the bottom.  We are all equal and we all wanna be there, and it shows.

How has being a father changed you?

I laugh a lot now.  I head-bang harder.  Things are silly and brilliant now, all at once.  I don't really get upset when I come across fuck faces anymore.

Your photography is very singular in style and subject.  What makes you snap a picture?

I got this thing: I like to take the vulgar or the ugly and find the subtle and the pretty.  I have a little company at www.bigbaldhead.com.  I sell downloadable short films there for different charities.  The common ground on the three [films] up there is that they are violent and grotesque and also, so, so beautiful to see.  I guess that's what stops me and makes me notice.  Or at least shoot for.

Can you speak a little about your work with Big Bald Head?  The material and subjects you are attracted to make films about?

Well, I was in a bad car accident in Berlin several years ago.  I have a metal eye socket now and some screws in my face.  [I] was laid up for a long time, looking like the elephant man, and started writing these short films.  I really thought the acting jobs were gone.  I would sit on the hospital floor with a package of army men and a camera and work out the camera movements etc, [then] send those with the pages to Los Angeles where a friend of mine set me up to make the first one.  I Thought Of You was all about being inside the mind of Miles Davis, based on a series of old interviews I had found mostly.  I made a few more.  I had these and didn't know what to do with them, so I've only donated the profits to charity.  The name "Big Bald Head" comes from a Laurie Anderson song [called] "Sharkey's Day," [part of] my first concert my mom took me to.

What films/roles do you have coming out?

A film called Sunlight Jr., with Naomi Watts and Matt Dillon, directed by the brilliant Laurie Collyer.  And more Walking Dead.

What was it like working with Naomi Watts?

She's so cool, right there with you.  I really loved working with her.  I was nervous to meet her – she made me nervous.  My first line ever to her was "I can smell your pussy through this glass."  Maybe that had something to do with it.

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Andrew Garfield at the Drama League Awards May 18, 2012

May 18th, 2012

Oh No They Didn't!

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Matthew Gray Gubler – Behind the scenes of the Criminal Minds season finale + CM Chatroom Transcript

May 18th, 2012

Oh No They Didn't!

Rick Dunkle (RD): Hey all! Rick here. Messer’s logging in now then we can get started!

Erica Messer (ECM): Hello Everybody!

RD: That was much faster than I expected!

CrimMindsFans: I was wondering, was Will originally supposed to die but then you decided to let him live to make the ending happy?

ECM: We DID consider that VERY early on because of the drama of it, but when we knew we were losing Paget, there’s only so much sadness we can take!

ReidKnits: Will Rossi and Strauss be a couple now, or are they just hookin’ up?

RD: I don’t think they’ll ever actually be a couple. He’s been there done that three times.

RD: And I think they’ve been hooking up for a while.

wheelsup4demily: Erica! Thank you for giving fans perhaps the best season finale yet! It was perfect! Also, you pretty much pleased all the various shippers! Was that intentional?

ECM: Wheelsup! Thank you all for watching and knowing you liked it means everything. Those moments were for all of you shippers — and some here that can’t play favorites! We all secretly wish for some of those match-ups :)

swon: OMG Rick Dunkle and Erica Messer, that was the most amazing finale EVER!!!! You must have known that writing Emily saying “it’s a date” and them dancing would cause fans wanting Hotch and her together into a tizzy! Did you do it on purpose?

ECM: Dunkle and I had so much fun figuring out the bookends of this one — the fun loving start to 723 “Hit” and then the bittersweet ending to “Run.” We ALL loved the dancing and smiled huge hoping it would go over big with all of you! Glad it did! And yes, the last words out of Prentiss’ mouth “It’s a date” was TOTALLY ON PURPOSE!!!!

BethM1992: How much did you love writing the Doctor Who convention scene?

RD: Hahaha. There was a moment at one point where we were possibly going to lose that scene and I fought hard for us to keep it. It helped that it was one of Director Michael Lange’s favorite scenes, too, because he’s as big a nerd as me. The original version was much more elaborate (read much more expensive) and I have to give a huge thanks and props to line producer Harry and production designer Vincent who found a way to make it work in a streamline edition. Very happy with how it turned out! And Garcia as her own version of Matt Smith? How could you go wrong!?!?

jojo831: How was it to work with little Mehkai? He’s soooo cute!!! Was he a good actor?

ECM: He’s so adorable and watching him with both AJ and Josh was really sweet. AJ would whisper him his lines then he would whisper them back… it was TOO CUTE!

samiam: Great episode!!! Kept me on the edge of my seat. Was it hard to find the perfect words for Emily to say at the end?

ECM: Thanks! Glad you liked it! It was really hard to figure out what she’d say and think, but then this thing happened where I remembered something I’d heard at the beginning of the season… about every ending also being a beginning and it just clicked. it was too perfect… and adding the “I’d like to think that’s true” was for Paget and all of us…

Mellie: How did you come up for the idea of the UnSubs? What made you come up with a female as the dominant partner in a bank robbery?

ECM: We wanted Izzy to be the “evil” Prentiss. She was working as a ghost for years but doing bad things. Then having her be the one who threatens Henry just seemed right — and then that kick-ass fight was born!

RD: Also, I do work for two women… so it’s not that far of a stretch to think of females in a dominant position!

ECM: Ricky Dunkle. You’re funny.

travismom: When and where can we hear more from Lilly? The song and voice at the end were great. We want more!

ECM: Hi Travis Mom! We miss you! Lily has recorded her album but it’s getting mixed now so stay tuned for more! You can buy the single “As it Seems” on iTunes right now!

RD: You can follow her on twitter for updates: @lily_kershaw And she has a facebook fan page now, too.

iloveemily: Hey guys, please help a desperate Prentiss fan here. I know it’s too soon to ask this but please try to answer it: next season, even though we’re not going to see Prentiss anymore, will we at least hear about her? I mean, do you intend to have someone on the team mention her once in a while so we’ll know where she’s at and if they are still in touch with her? PLEEEEASE!!!?!!?!?!

ECM: Absolutely, she will always be a part of our family and we’ll mention her, if we can’t see her. It’s something I talked to Paget about. She will still be in the team’s lives and we will absolutely let that be known!

alext-cm: Man can’t wait for season eight! Do you guys know what the them will be for next season! :D

ECM: All of the writers are taking a break and we’ll gather back in a couple of weeks to discuss all of this and more! We can’t wait for season 8 either!

clarissa: I’m so happy CM got gangbuster ratings for the finale! Do you feel it’s as under-appreciated and under-promoted like we do; but somehow it keeps rising to the top in spite of the networks & critics?

ECM: We’ve always felt like the Little Engine That Could. I read that story to my kids recently and it was amazing how CM paralleled it! Our fans are so loyal, it helps us keep going.

RD: I think the fan base is a huge part of that… I think twitter and facebook and tumblr help us immensely… Criminal Minds has one of the highest online/interactive presences of any series out there right now and that’s thanks to you. And with the addition of CM_SetReport and the Erica Meredith, Haben Merker, Travis Braun videos, and @garcia_bau there’s just so much we can do on our own. And get ready for even more next year…

Nataliee: What was the mood like on set on the last day?

ECM: Bittersweet. There were some tears, but a LOT of laughs because we had our Gubbie Awards and the first Talent Show and it just reinforced how great this group of people are together. On screen and off. In front of the camera and behind it — just the most amazing people.

RD: Personally, I think every season should end with Shemar on a tight rope!

ECM: You’re right! It should!

ECM: You’re right! It should!

jojo831: I’m a little confused as to what’s going on with Kevin and Garcia, did they break up since she turned down the proposal? But yet they still danced together at the wedding? And who’s the girl he’s been with??

RD: The girl Kevin was with is CSU Tech Gina Garcia played by Gina Garcia-Sharp. Gina was our casting associate seasons one and two and has appeared as Gina every season I think since the Elle days!

ECM: We’re trying to play the reality of Kevin’s rejection. He wasn’t ready to jump back into the relationship because his heart’s a bit broken but they are so good together… and when the city is under attack, he needs to be near our sweet Garcia. They will be figuring out how to move forward given all of this and dancing together broke that ice for us.

RD: She also happens to be one of Kirsten’s best friends, so the idea of having Nicky playing around with her and have Kirsten witness it was too awesome to avoid!

RD: “Are you comparing us to POTUS?” One of my favorite lines from ECM!

ECM: Thanks, Dunks.

laurenreynoldsisdead: That finale was, I think, the best ever! I loved it. I was just wondering but where was JJ’s father?

RD: Who says she doesn’t have two mothers?

ECM: Hey laurenreynoldsisdead! thanks! I talked to AJ about it and we decided he passed away. My two moms!

Ella_GB: What was the greatest challenge writing this episode?

ECM: Keeping it at budget. Oh wait…

RD: HAHAHA

ECM: Seriously, figuring out a way to say “see ya later” [NOT GOODBYE} to Prentiss.

derekandemilylove4ever: Emily never got to have a proper goodbye with the team. We never got to see the reactions of JJ, Garcia, Reid, Rossi to the news that she`ll be leaving. Will we get to see the whole teams reactions & their goodbye`s in season 8?

ECM: There were no words that could define a proper goodbye, so we opted for the AMAZING LILY KERSHAW song and the dance. We also felt like you can’t top a funeral as a goodbye and we’ve already been there and done that with Prentiss!

cheetah_breath: Incredible season finale! Were Prentiss’ references to the house and the “cracks in the foundation” a metaphor for her own situation?

RD: Absolutely.

ECM: Hi cheetoh breath!!

RD: In the opening scene between Morgan and Prentiss when Prentiss asks, “Am I crazy to walk away?” and Morgan responds, “What’s your gut telling you?” Insert Messer for Morgan and Paget for Prentiss. We miss her so much already.

ECM: Sadness

erica1021: I NEED to know your thoughts about Morgan and Prentiss?!?!? Is the love that I have always believed to be there actually there?!

ECM: erica1021!!!! Hello! I’ve always believed Prentiss has a special connection with all of the team, but there’s something extra with Morgan. They’ve always got one another’s back in the field and that translates into real life (of the characters) too. It was a BIG DEAL when we shot the dance. I said to Paget, who should Prentiss be dancing with as we end the show and it seemed like Morgan would be the best fit mainly because it bookended the season so well. In the premiere, he was the last to know she was alive and in the finale he’s the first to know she’s leaving.

RD: Don’t worry, in 5-10 years when Prentiss shows up for the series finale with her beautiful mocha baby, we’ll finally know the truth.

ECM: RD has lost his mind! It’s official!

RD: It must be the meds

crimminds19: Describe season seven in one word.

ECM: Season 7 in one word… FUN! I want to know what you guys think?

crimminds19: AMAZING

erica1021: beautiful

Mellie: Fight-y….

brdbstandardam1: Rollercoaster.

laurenreynoldsisdead: SEXY

hennalilacstar: EPIC!!

CMfan: Great.

EmPress: Bittersweet.

cantdowithouthotch: emotional.

sam-maddy: awesome.

NewBeginnings: OUTSTANDING!

sue5758: crapy.

Prentiss: Prentiss!

Nataliee: Sensational.

RD: WONDERFREAKINGLICIOUS!

ECM: I like that RD made up a new word!

AWreck: To Rick and Erica…thank you for such an amazing season finale. I’ve never experienced so many emotions watching a tv show. It still today has me feeling so many emotions. The cast and crew and everyone involved should be (and I know is) very proud. Thank you Thank you Thank you!!!!!

ECM: That’s so kind, AWreck! Thank YOU ALL!

RD: Thanks! Hard to believe the season is over already. It’s been a fun ride. See you all in the fall!

ECM: Thank each and every one of you for supporting CM this season! Stay tuned to CM Set Report for updates! Have a great summer and we’ll chat with you all later! Goodnight! Be well!

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Joan Rivers Makes Tasteless Joke About Whitney Houston In New Book

May 18th, 2012

Oh No They Didn't!

Joan Rivers has made a career out of pushing the envelope but in her new book, "I Hate Everyone…Starting With Me," she may have finally gone too far.

The Village Voice was the first to notice a shocking passage that takes a cruel swing at the late Whitney Houston. In the travel section of her new book, the 78-year-old co-host of the E! network's "Fashion Police" writes:

"I hate Houston. It's crawling with bugs. Oh, wait, that's Whitney Houston; I'm sorry, my bad. (Can I just mention that Whitney looked fabulous at the Grammys? She was in mahogany from head to toe.)"

The legendary singer died of an accidental drowning in her Beverly Hills hotel roomthe night before the Grammy Awards. Heart disease and cocaine use also contributed to her death, according to the coroner's report.

The entire entertainment industry, as well as fans around the world, were shocked and deeply saddened by the loss of the icon, and Rivers never seemed to have much sympathy for the singer.

When E! aired a poorly timed episode of "Fashion Police" that knocked Houston the day before her death, the network later pulled the episode out of respect for the late singer. Days later Rivers told reporters while backstage at the Badgley Mischka runway show that she had no regrets about making fun of Houston.

“When she’s alive, she’s fair game. It’s part of being a celebrity,” Rivers told Women's Wear Daily. “Am I sorry she died? Of course I am, for God’s sake. But when she was alive we would talk about her just as we would talk about Anna Wintour or Angelina Jolie. If Angelina Jolie died tomorrow, I would still say she was anorexic.”

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